Slip-Slidin’ Away
You’re looking at the primary listing photo for a FSBO condo in Richmond, VA. I don’t “get” the extreme angle on the first shot, but…
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Bedroom Motivational Material
Oooo-kay then. Not exactly how I would decorate my bedroom, but to each his or her own, I suppose. Perhaps the home is actually occupied…
What Happens Underground Stays Underground
Great find by a reader. If this home looks a bit… odd to you, that would be because it sits in a man-made cave 26…
Pile of Pillows
Listing agent: “This dark, grainy photo of a sofa covered in pillows will tell buyers so much about the house! It’s brilliant!” They liked this…
Hello. I am a wall.
You’re looking at the primary photo for this $186,500 condo in Atlanta. The most-attractive selling point of the home, according to the listing agent. Um….
Choo Choo Attic
What I love about this one is how the model train occupying the entire attic just suddenly jumps out of an otherwise perfectly normal photo…
Around the Corner
Seems like it would be a little difficult to relax in the living room when you’ve got a featureless figure lurking just around the corner….
What What Nope
What. What. Nope.
Hidden Dishware
Bet you can’t find the dishware. You like patterned walls and floors, right? This one reminds me of the giant cow ottoman featured on these…
Desk Job Rage Quit
Given the listing price of just $24,000, I assume that this home is in a rather frightening neighborhood. [Update: Confirmed. Murder risk 3x the national…
“…and this is the dog shrine closet.”
Why would brand new construction have a dog shrine closet? The rest of the house looks normal enough, so what the heck is going on…
Who Needs Furniture (Or Walls)?
Who needs furniture when you’ve got a good book and light to read by? I’d say that this place is bigger than it looks, but……
Yo Ho, Yo Ho…
There’s definitely something to be said for choosing a theme and going all out on it. Something to be said… What was it… Ooh, a…
Homebuying on Horseback
Hrm. Not sure what this is supposed to convey about the home for sale. But okay. Hey, maybe real horses aren’t your thing? How about…
NO DOGS ALLOWED (Zebras Only!)
These dogs wish they could get in, but unless they can find themselves some zebra disguises, they’re apparently going to be out of luck. The…
Giving Whoopi the Finger
Sometimes it seems like the listing agent just isn’t really trying to sell the home. And sometimes it seems like they’re actively trying not to…