“Name Your Price” for this 20,000 Square Foot Game-Centered Home
The owner who built this home in 2003 has been trying to unload it since 2010, with no success. According to the listing agent’s website,…
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Not Just Any Steeple… THE Steeple.
This rural Massachusetts church building has its own website: The Steeple As the site’s name implies, they’re sort of obsessed with the steeple. I have…
Let’s Play Find the Furniture!
Can you find the furniture? This elusive species has evolved to blend in with its habitat. Note how well each of the individual pieces disguises…
Dizzying Decor, Crazy Colors
Because home shouldn’t feel make you cozy, it should make you feel dizzy! So many curves. So many colors… I can barely handle the photos….
Cat and Mouse Game
Wow. Um… That’s one way to sell a house, I guess? And that’s another way? Okay um, what’s with the weird lines?
Replete with Rectangles
I hope you like rectangles. Because this Boston-area mid-century modern is basically 100% rectangles. Even most of the furniture is rectangular. Much nicer photos than…
This Boston Condo Got Religion
From the listing description: Mount Auburn Village is a friendly little community of just 14 custom condos, created within & beside historic 1899 stone church….
Gotta Spend Your Money Somehow
Asking price: $14.5 million. Looks like they raided the dumpster behind a modern art studio and just glued everything they found to the stairs. Okay…
“Toxic Wasteland Dump”
The listing description is what really brings home this “Make Me Move” listing: A complete tear down, may have toxic substances, such as lead and…
Odd Obelisk Offering
Wow that is the least-inviting condo building I’ve ever seen. Oh wait, this photo isn’t actually the “sun-filled,” “well appointed” home being offered for sale?…
Choo Choo Attic
What I love about this one is how the model train occupying the entire attic just suddenly jumps out of an otherwise perfectly normal photo…
Creepy Bedroom Stare Down
Um. What is on that bed? Is it a baby? A creepy fat doll? That’s one way to cut a tour short, I suppose. If…
Truth in Advertising
Sure, there’s something to be said for truth in advertising… …but at some point it starts to feel like you’re just rubbing it in. I…
Don’t Mind Me
“Hey.” “Hey.” “Whatcha doin’ in my house?” “Just earning thousands of dollars in commission. Don’t worry, I’ll be out of here in about five minutes.”…