“Just the walls, Ma’am, just the walls”
Remember the deadpan voice of Sgt. Joe Friday on the old “Dragnet” TV show? Looks like after his days at LAPD were over, Joe took…
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TOTALLY NORMAL HOUSE. DEFINITELY NOT A THINLY-VEILED CAVE.
This is a nice looking place. Hey, wait a minute… is this actually a cave? Yup, looks like a cave. Who needs windows, I guess?…
Time Traveling in Maryland
It should’ve been obvious from the avocado garage door and shutters. But I wasn’t paying attention and fell into the trap – the Time Machine…
A Nature Lover’s Trifecta
Water… check. Wood… check. Stone… check. Window treatments… not so much. Just remember, as much as you can see out, others can see in.
You Can’t See Me!
Hi there stranger! Come buy my house! Okay, let’s go inside now! I’m just going to steal this guitar… Okay bye! You can’t see me!
The Architect of Your Dreams
Where do you even find someone to build you a crazy custom house like this? Does the phone book have a section for “fantasy architects”?…
Creepy Babyface Sells You a Home
If you flip through the photos for this listing too fast, you would probably miss it. I know I did, until I read the text…
Very Well-Guarded Swampland
If you had $1.3 million to spend, I bet you thought you could buy a house. Nope. You just get guard towers. Okay so technically…
Duck Duck Duck (and More Duck)
What, you wanted photos of the actual home that’s for sale for $3,500,000? Too bad. All you get is ducks. Lots and lots of ducks.
No Castle For You! (Just the Gatehouse)
This is just the gatehouse for the castle, and it’s nearly 4,000 square feet. Sadly, the castle this gate used to lead to was long…
Yo Ho, Yo Ho…
There’s definitely something to be said for choosing a theme and going all out on it. Something to be said… What was it… Ooh, a…
Home Sweet Shed
You’re looking at the primary photo for this listing in Maryland on the Delmarva Peninsula. I also really like the unreadable watermark that somebody squirted…
Listing Agent, Meet Spell Check
Nothing says “I deserve to earn a 3% commission of $50,000” like misspelling the word “responsibility” on the primary listing photo. I’m digging the double…
Salt Water Living Room
I was trying to figure out what could have inspired the… bold color scheme in this living room, then it hit me: Okay the living…
Gentlemen, we have a situation… room.
“You know what I need? A house with a 35-seat situation room.” Wait, no. That is not something I have ever said. Or thought. Then…