Totally Normal Texas Living
Nope. Nothing creepy about this room at all. Totally normal. Also normal: Medieval-style banquet hall dining room seating for 20. …and a costume room. Sure,…
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An Unusual Lineup
Other than this somewhat excessive fountain, this listing is a relatively normal $4.5 million Washington DC home.
Detroit’s Second-Most Expensive Listing
At $1.2 million dollars, this home appears to be the only other listing in Detroit currently asking over a million dollars. In the real estate…
Detroit’s Most Expensive Listing
Yup, that’s the primary photo for this “Completely restored Victorian Mansion in prime Mid-Town” Detroit, listed at $2.5 million. The really odd thing is that…
Bring The Zoo To You
Not the craziest taxidermy room we’ve seen, but it’s definitely up there near the top. The great part about this one is how that room…
Boom. Headshot.
Is it supposed to look like the blue man is being shot? Because that is what it looks like to me. Other than the interesting…
Microbutler
Honey, I shrunk the listings butler! Wow, these are some pretty bad photos. What kind of agent lists a $2.2 million house with photos this…
Chapel of the Drowning Horses
Nothing like a simulated pair of drowning horses to get you in the worshipful mood. There’s a lot more than the chapel to this property……
Look at My Luxury. Loooook At It!
My luxury stove. Look at it. My luxury wall. Look at it. My luxury hand. Make peace with it. My luxury movie room. Behold it…
Everything Under the Dome (Except Stairs)
According to the Zillow Blog, this home has “a maze of ramps” instead of stairs inside. Also inside, this: Not into modern art? No problem,…
One of these homes is not for sale.
No idea what’s with the random turtle shot in the middle of this £2.75 ($4.36) million listing. This UK manse was apparently owned by British…
Let’s Play “Find the Castle!”
The listing agent claims that they are selling an “impressive red brick castle residence” for $4.3 million. Good luck finding it, though! Oh, there it…
The Architect of Your Dreams
Where do you even find someone to build you a crazy custom house like this? Does the phone book have a section for “fantasy architects”?…
It’s All In The Details
That’s an… interesting floor. Okay let’s be clear here. This is a freakin’ mansion. With a list price over $6 million. The photo selection is…
Breasts & Baskets
Sure, okay. Why not? In addition to… that… The seller also appears to have somewhat of a basket fetish: So many baskets. I mean, not…
Paint and Tile ALL THE COLORS!
Um. Whoa. Where do you even get bathroom tile like that. I mean seriously. As the submitter commented to me: “these owners aren’t afraid of…