Take a Dip With Your Shadow Kids
Summer’s a great time to take a dip in the pool with your shadow kids… …or do… whatever it is those old guys on the…
NY
Well we’re movin’ on up… To the East Side…
…to a deluxe apartment in the sky-y-y… The Upper East Side of NYC is a rarefied atmosphere, the proverbial lap of luxury. With the Guggenheim…
“Two very different artists live in this house.”
You’re looking at the interior of a 117-year-old, six thousand square foot home in Bronxville, New York listed at four million dollars. Note: If this…
This Sweet Spaceship Home Landed in a 28 Acre Forest
This spaceship home in the middle of a 28 acre forest looks like something from the mid-century, but it was apparently built just 16 years…
Um… yeah… They sure do like their hangy-downy stuff…
What starts out as nice-looking listing… …quickly segues into one with some, shall we say, “odd” features. There seems to be all manner of, for…
Let’s Play “Find the Castle!”
The listing agent claims that they are selling an “impressive red brick castle residence” for $4.3 million. Good luck finding it, though! Oh, there it…
Slip Slidin’ Away: Part 3
You can tell that it’s actually the house that’s tilted, not the camera, because otherwise why would the agent have such a hard time holding…
Industrial Strength House… with Bonus Gypsy Wagon?
Submission, headline, and photo selection by submitter Emerald63, who apparently has quite expensive tastes! Okay, so it’s a modern concrete and glass box, floating on…
Move Over Ron Howard… to the house right next door.
Headline and commentary by submitter Emerald63. Thanks! My French chateau of rough hewn stone can meet and beat your white wood Grand Hotel wannabe anyday!…
Opie, I don’t think we’re in Mayberry anymore…
Headline and commentary by submitter Emerald63. Thanks! Want to buy Ron Howard’s house? Just $27.5 million dollars… Here’s some more color from CNN: The Howards…
“Professional” Office
From the listing description: Legal 2 Family Can Also Be Used As Owner Occupied Professional Office With Owner Occupied Apartment On Top. Or Legal Two…
Mustachioed Plumber Not Included
For the fanatical fungus-lovers out there. No word on if the home has a history of princess kidnapping. I’d probably put up a turtle fence…
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This is the real estate agent’s version of “fix it in post.”
Hidden Dishware
Bet you can’t find the dishware. You like patterned walls and floors, right? This one reminds me of the giant cow ottoman featured on these…
Homebuying on Horseback
Hrm. Not sure what this is supposed to convey about the home for sale. But okay. Hey, maybe real horses aren’t your thing? How about…
The Dark Side
Apparently whoever took the photographs of this home was unfamiliar with the concept of flash photography. It’s understandable, the only been around for 114 years….