“Must access thru hole in bsmt wall”
Straight from the listing agent’s description: Must access thru adjacent unit 712, then thru hole in bsmt wall. Um. What. There is a front door……
Seattle
Draw… Something
Listing says “Architectural Plans and Valid Permit avail. for the new purchaser,” but um… I think the seller and I may have different definitions of…
Lonely Chair Enjoys the View
The above photo is the only one in this listing’s set of eight pictures that shows any part of the actual house. The rest of…
Bedroom Motivational Material
Oooo-kay then. Not exactly how I would decorate my bedroom, but to each his or her own, I suppose. Perhaps the home is actually occupied…
Around the Corner
Seems like it would be a little difficult to relax in the living room when you’ve got a featureless figure lurking just around the corner….
Maybe you need glasses.
The reader who spotted this listing summarized the photos well: Very blurry with a side of extra glare. Rather than telling me anything about the…
Stare at my Sumptuous Staging
Whoever staged and photographed this home was really proud of themselves. I mean, really, really proud. Of their suitcases. And their books. And the white…
So Wrong
What. What. What. Oh and don’t bother cleaning up or anything. It’s not like you’re asking strangers to spend nearly half a million dollars on…
Maximized for Electronics per Sq. Ft.
Spotted by a reader. Whoa. Some digging through public records and Google reveals that the current owner is apparently a professional Disco Installer. That is…
LUBRICATION
Um, yeah. So, there’s that. I guess it’s important not to forget. Aside from the… interesting choice of bathroom decor, it’s a little hard to…
PARKING Desk
Park your butt and get some work done. I have to say, I don’t really understand the point of photos like these that almost exclusively…
It’s What’s For Dinner
Rubber chickens. On plates (on plates on plates). At the dinner table. Expert staging for the win.
Yikes.
Sold in January for $367,000. Seattle Washington, ladies and gentlemen. It’s like a grisly freeway wreck. I want to look away, but I just can’t….
Out of Place HDR, Part III
To wrap up our impromptu “Out of Place HDR” week on Looney Listing, let’s behold this gem, also in Seattle, with an asking price of…
Everything Looks Better In HDR
Massively cluttered basement? No problem! Just shoot that thing in over-saturated HDR! Then everyone will be so overwhelmed by the hyper-reality of your next-generation photography…
“For the unique person…”
Nobody can accuse this home of being just like everything else on the market, that’s for sure. From the lead photo of the contemplative statue…