Not What I Meant By “Green Living”
You’re looking at the primary photo for this single-family home listing. When a murky green pool is the best image you can present of the…
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Out of Place HDR, Part III
To wrap up our impromptu “Out of Place HDR” week on Looney Listing, let’s behold this gem, also in Seattle, with an asking price of…
Everything Looks Better In HDR
Massively cluttered basement? No problem! Just shoot that thing in over-saturated HDR! Then everyone will be so overwhelmed by the hyper-reality of your next-generation photography…
“For the unique person…”
Nobody can accuse this home of being just like everything else on the market, that’s for sure. From the lead photo of the contemplative statue…
My Warehouse Stairs. Look at Them.
Okay. So I guess they’re really proud of their plant? And the underside of their stairs? Actually it’s probably the stairs, which appear in six…
DANGER: CLIFF AREA
Who knew John Ratzenberger was so dangerous? *rimshot*
Close Encounters of the Absurd Kind
I can’t really tell what’s being offered for sale here… a house or an alien spacecraft making a midnight landing.
Marilyn Monroe Multiplicity
I didn’t even know this was a contest, but apparently we already have a winner: most appearances of Marilyn Monroe in a single listing. And…
Storage Wars… AT SEA!
Based on the primary listing photo shown above for this listing, I assume they must be selling… um… a floating storage facility? For nearly half…
Timid Table
Once in a while you’re browsing the listing photos of what is otherwise a perfectly normal 4.3 million dollar condo (with $4,312 a month HOA…
Hello. I am an elk.
Buy this home and apparently you can get really up close and personal with the local wildlife. New reality TV coming to TLC this fall:…
Get Your Ass To Mars
Haven’t you always wanted to enjoy the butterscotch Martian skies from the comfort of your living room? Well apparently NOW YOU CAN, right here on…
Technicolor Bathroom
I don’t think I’ve ever seen a bathroom quite as… bright as this. The kitchen is an interesting piece of work too: But the bathroom…
Convenient to Automobile Repairing!
Nothing like being across the street from the former site of a mechanic to really sell a home to today’s discriminating buyer. I also really…
Sexy Sinister Sculpture Sneak Attack
Imagine that you’re flipping through a perfectly normal set of quality, professional listing photos when—BAM! All of a sudden you’re staring at a glass nude…
Just Like a Day at the Beach
Because sometimes you just want to go into your bathroom to sit down and relax, and what better place than right between the toilet and…