The cheapest waterfront “home” in Seattle comes with a few caveats…
As long as you don’t need a bathroom, or a kitchen, or parking, this tiny beach retreat in Seattle is perfect! From the description: Dream…
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I Think I Already “Saw” This Home
What the… Historical structure was once the power house to 1900s saw mill. Oh. So I guess they’re just leaving a giant busted saw blade…
The Pensive Llamas Compel You to Buy This Magnificent Island Ranch
No word in the listing description about whether the pensive llamas are included in the $5.6 million list price. Or the awkwardly staring cows. But…
A Nature Lover’s Trifecta
Water… check. Wood… check. Stone… check. Window treatments… not so much. Just remember, as much as you can see out, others can see in.
“You’re on the beach.”
There isn’t really anything all that amusing about the photos on this one, but the listing description is hall of fame material: You’re on the…
Lions and More Lions and… More Lions (Oh My)
The sellers of this $3.5 million South Florida pad are really proud of their lion fountains. I mean really proud. Just look at them. Gaze…
Metal Penguin Just Wants a Hug
Lots of interesting sculpture in this one. Starting with the yard full of metal animals… …continuing on the deck with the arms-up ladies. Another arms-up…
Bomb-Proof 150-Year-Old UK Gun Emplacement For Sale
You literally can’t get more waterfront than this—360 degrees of waterfront, located just 1 hour from London! From the listing description: Number 1, The Thames,…
Have a Drink With the Cap’n
Personally, I probably would have gone all-in and just led off the entire photo set with the Cap’n, but instead, the listing agent decided to…
Little Photoshop of Horrors
A little tasteful HDR can make for some good-looking listing photos. Unfortunately, the HDR applied to the photos of this listing is neither “a little”…