“Well Thought-Out Open-Concept”
From the listing description: An absolute charmer in Rothesay’s finest waterfront community. This beautifully built recreational property has a perfect balance of style and practicality.The…
From the listing description: An absolute charmer in Rothesay’s finest waterfront community. This beautifully built recreational property has a perfect balance of style and practicality.The…
From the submitter: All I can say is that somebody likes baskets. No joke. Um… what else is there really to say? Looks like the…
This is the “Bedroom with en suite shower” described in the listing. Um… I’m pretty sure “en suite” means “attached to” not “they’re actually just…
Straight from the listing agent’s description: Must access thru adjacent unit 712, then thru hole in bsmt wall. Um. What. There is a front door……
On the surface, this appears to be your typical £3,250,000 11-bedroom Gothic manse. Inside, the historic theme is well-respected. Everything seems completely normal. Then you…
“Streamlined bathroom with an integrated internal laundry” Um… Yeah. That’s a bit too “streamlined” for my tastes.
I guess these sellers really enjoyed Pulp Fiction? ..or they just like painting things all over their walls, apparently. Guns! More guns! Okay skateboarding SpongeBob…
Modern living: pods inside your house! This home has it all… Kitchen pod. Closet pod. Bedroom pod. Laundry room pod. Pod it up.
Yup, I’m a sucker for castles Even totally fake castles that were actually built in 1996. I mean, look at that roof line. What’s not…
From the virtual tour: THIS IS NOT A HOUSE… It is an Experience. It is a Chipmunk. It is an Owl. It is a Hummingbird….
Who’s “up” for some ping pong? No? Not to worry, you can get serious work done in this home, too. As long as you can…
You like cacti, right? I mean, like, a lot? Actually for a 7.5 million dollar property, I have to say I’m a little disappointed in…
From the listing description: Legal 2 Family Can Also Be Used As Owner Occupied Professional Office With Owner Occupied Apartment On Top. Or Legal Two…
Nine of the eleven photos of this home are of the exterior or the view. Which sort of makes sense, given that the home sits…
Words fail me. Nope, does’t look any better when you take a few steps back. Also you just drowned in the lake. Game over.
The listing description is what really brings home this “Make Me Move” listing: A complete tear down, may have toxic substances, such as lead and…