There Is No Listing. Only Zuul!
Okay I for one think it would be awesome to have gargoyles on my front steps. Plus, the house they’re guarding is amazing: Yeah, I’m…
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Million-Dollar Mailbox
You’re looking at the primary listing photo for this nearly-million-dollar near-the-beach house in Encinitas, CA. Here’s the second photo: The photos are almost as good…
Imaginary Murder Scene For Sale
Seems like a fairly unassuming home. The local paper has the scoop on its minor real estate celebrity status: ‘Twin Peak’ home for sale The…
Have a Drink With the Cap’n
Personally, I probably would have gone all-in and just led off the entire photo set with the Cap’n, but instead, the listing agent decided to…
A Nice Relaxing Soak In Th—HOLY CRAP WHAT IS THAT
Um. Okay. So, it appears to be a bloodied, possibly severed head lying on a beach. Not exactly the “art” piece I would have chosen…
“Coral Rock Castle (Needs Work)”
Sweet castle. Only one problem… …inside (if you can call it that), is a bit of a disaster. “Needs work,” in listing agent speak. $1.4…
Home Sweet Tavern
Um… Listed on the MLS as a 0-bed, 1-bath single-family home. From the listing description: Historic Evelyn’s Tavern is zoned rural village commercial, allowing residential…
Replete with Rectangles
I hope you like rectangles. Because this Boston-area mid-century modern is basically 100% rectangles. Even most of the furniture is rectangular. Much nicer photos than…
Elvis Has Left the Honeymoon Suite! Mostly…
Submission, title, & commentary by Emerald63. Thanks! Yup, this is where he and Priscilla spent their honeymoon in ’66 and it’s still chock full of…
Complete Your Dracula Collection With This $4M Flip
Itching to grab a complete Dracula collection? This swanky LA pad was once owned by Count Dracula himself. Of course I’m referring to Bela Lugosi,…
Living Room, Mannequin Storage… Same Thing
Seems like a pretty normal house… until you hit photo #13 (above). From the listing description: Your friends will say, WHOA!, you hit the lottery…
Look at My Ocean. LOOK AT IT!
Submission and commentary by Emerald63. Thanks! You better like ocean views, because that’s almost all you’re gonna see in this $28M listing. Twenty-six pics with…
Full Spectrum Retina-Burning Decor
List price: just above a million bucks. If the buyer isn’t blind though, they’re probably going to have to budget a bit extra to tone…
Dig Dracula’s Domicile
It’s Dracula’s castle! For sale! Okay so I wasn’t technically able find an actual “listing” for this one, since the sale offering is apparently being…
At Home With My Horse Shrine
What is it about horses that seems to inspire these horse shrines? This is not the first horse shrine we’ve seen on Looney Listing. The…
Imagine Half Of A Baby Elephant…
Well, no need to imagine anymore, I guess! I’ve definitely never seen a table quite like that. There’s probably a reason for that. O-kay. Wow,…