Get Down With Your Luxurious Self
[Listing and narrative submitted by Looney Listing regular Emerald63. Thanks!] After a hard day as corporate CEO, come home to your own private Versailles, complete…
Articles by Marty E.
Draw… Something
Listing says “Architectural Plans and Valid Permit avail. for the new purchaser,” but um… I think the seller and I may have different definitions of…
Own Your Own Roach Motel
Not only could the listing agent not be bothered to sweep up the dead roaches, but they took a photograph that appears to be primarily…
Green and White and More Green
The first photo for this listing sets expectations well. Get ready to see a lot of white and green. Nice sea urchin light. Hmm I…
Party Horse House
Gotta love listings that prominently feature photos of the random statuary. Horses and topless girls go together like peanut butter and jelly, apparently. Look in…
All Angles, All the Time
Somebody really likes angled shapes. And their fancy car. You can’t quite see it from this angle, but the mirror in the bedroom is a…
Wayne Manor Really an Illinois Castle
This 8,215 square foot castle in Wayne, Illinois sold on Halloween for $1,000,000. It sits on 15 acres. Also: It is awesome. You can read…
Don’t Do Drugs
In case you weren’t clear what inspired the… eclectic decor in this house, just refer to the handy neon sign on the right side of…
Ocean Ghosts Free With Purchase
No idea what’s going on down on the water beneath this home. Some kind of photoshop-artifact ghost apparently haunts these parts. Okay, whatever… How’s the…
Suggestive Seating
Classy. Okay this room is pretty cool. Not sure about the wild assortment of upholstery patterns, but I dig the circular sofas and table. Would…
Your Driveway as an Extreme Outdoor Challenge Course
Getting to this home might be a bit of a challenge… But at least it will be fun! Wait what are they selling here? A…
Buy Your Own Happily Ever After
Whoa. This place is seriously incredible. How is that roof even possible? SOLD. Or, it would be anyway, if I had 1.8 million dollars.
Mustachioed Plumber Not Included
For the fanatical fungus-lovers out there. No word on if the home has a history of princess kidnapping. I’d probably put up a turtle fence…
Presidential Zombie Farm
Who hasn’t wanted to buy a home with a bunch of President Lincoln’s ancestor’s buried in the back yard? Wait, probably everyone. Everyone has not…
Something’s Been Bugging Me…
Seeing a spider the size of a doberman dangling from the living room might not be too odd… If the home hadn’t been sitting on…
MS Paint Your Dreams
Apparently Luxor Designs spent so much money on the… um… “design” of this home that they could only afford MS Paint to draw the rendering….