Can Furniture Be Racist?
I didn’t know it was possible for furniture to be racist, but… well…
Articles by Marty E.
Not What I Meant By “Green Living”
You’re looking at the primary photo for this single-family home listing. When a murky green pool is the best image you can present of the…
Pink Room is Pink
This reader-submitted home has some… interesting decor choices, but the upstairs bedroom shown above is definitely my favorite. This bathroom is pretty great too though:…
Out of Place HDR, Part III
To wrap up our impromptu “Out of Place HDR” week on Looney Listing, let’s behold this gem, also in Seattle, with an asking price of…
What the HDR: The Sequel
Apparently it’s “Out of Place HDR” week here on Looney Listing! Nothing like a splash of TOTALLY REALISTIC color to sell your triple-wide in Middle…
Everything Looks Better In HDR
Massively cluttered basement? No problem! Just shoot that thing in over-saturated HDR! Then everyone will be so overwhelmed by the hyper-reality of your next-generation photography…
Sleep Inside a Painting
Wow. That is quite the bedroom. Painted walls and painted ceiling. I’m not sure what I’m looking at in the center of the picture, though….
Mirror, Mirror on the… Ceiling?
That’s bound to be disorienting. Also in this listing… creepy lonely lady sculpture: She even appears to be pose-able.
A Minor Pest Problem
Um… Don’t look now, but… um… you seem to have a giant spider on your front lawn.
“Designed for a Wide Glider”
From the listing… SUPER-SIZED AIRPLANE HANGER PERFECT FOR CAR COLLECTIONS! It’s climate-controlled, 60 ft. deep, epoxy floor, ready for your autos and special use. This…
“This one is a winner”
From the listing description: World Champion Giants home right down the street! This one is a winner Winning!
What the…
Okay so this one actually sold a few months ago, but it was just too bizarre not to share. Seriously. Who would on Earth would……
Bronx Blur
There appears to be some sort of heavy indoor haze throughout the entire set of photos for this listing, but the… um… basement (is that…
“The Persimmon has it all.”
I’m a little unclear about what exactly is being offered for sale here. Is it a giant concrete gazebo? Or perhaps an outdoor volleyball court…
“For the unique person…”
Nobody can accuse this home of being just like everything else on the market, that’s for sure. From the lead photo of the contemplative statue…
Act Now, Inventory is Moving Fast!
Possible explanations for a listing agent posting photos this bad: Only time available to access the home was in the middle of an earthquake. Agent…