Behold My Sweet Ride
I’ve always wanted a display case for my car. So my friends can lounge about in my… um… lobby(?) and behold my sweet ride. I’ve…
Articles by Marty E.
White, White, and More White
Wow that is a lot of white. I wonder if they provide complimentary ski goggles for visitors. This is also the third appearance of the…
Vroom Vroom Vroom Vroom Vroom Vroom
Wait, what is being offered for sale here… a house or a fleet of luxury and sports cars? Because from the first three photos of…
(Don’t) Tear Down This Wall
I happened upon this one while I was browsing expensive listings in Southern California a few months back. Yes, those are two authentic segments of…
2012 Has Been a Good Year
You’re looking at the primary photo for this Phoenix townhome. Yes, the fact that the Goodyear Blimp happened to be a few thousand feet overhead…
Nice Catch
Dude, nice catch.
Get Your Ass To Mars
Haven’t you always wanted to enjoy the butterscotch Martian skies from the comfort of your living room? Well apparently NOW YOU CAN, right here on…
Stare Down on Lively Lane
It’s a bit ironic that I found this particular showcase of dead animals in a home whose address is on “Lively Lane.” It’s also a…
A Very Fruity “Back Yard”
From the listing description: 9 baby fruit trees are doing very well in the back yard. Okay first, this listing agent and I obviously have…
Staring Contest
So… is the judgmental old man included in the $585,000 listing price? Because I’m gonna need somebody to make sure all the kids keep off…
Salt Water Living Room
I was trying to figure out what could have inspired the… bold color scheme in this living room, then it hit me: Okay the living…
Technicolor Bathroom
I don’t think I’ve ever seen a bathroom quite as… bright as this. The kitchen is an interesting piece of work too: But the bathroom…
The Blue Room
I’m sure nothing but wholesome activities go on in this room. And clearly everyone in here will be watching the movie. That’s why the seating…
Convenient to Automobile Repairing!
Nothing like being across the street from the former site of a mechanic to really sell a home to today’s discriminating buyer. I also really…
Gentlemen, we have a situation… room.
“You know what I need? A house with a 35-seat situation room.” Wait, no. That is not something I have ever said. Or thought. Then…
The One-Armed Bandit’s Private Practice Range
Basement Bowling alley? Seen it. Private club with huge dance floor? Seen it. Giant pool with waterfall? Seen it. Private shooting range? Now that is…