Enter the Vortex
The rest of the flat is fairly pedestrian, but whoa, that hallway. Why? Just why?
Articles by Marty E.
“Reduced For Quick Sale!!” – $22M
Reduced for quick sale, Owner is packed and ready to go!! Just a thought but maybe you should consider taking some decent photos before packing…
“Do what you want when you want it.”
You’re looking at the one and only listing photo on a $1.8 million FSBO listing on SW Florida’s Sanibel Island. Based on Google Street View,…
Stop Staring at My Secret Art
Why even take a photo of a room that’s basically all art if you’re going to go through and blur out all the art? For…
“Search or enter an address”
With a primary photo like that it’s hard to imagine why this home hasn’t sold after 100 days on the market in one of the…
“You’re on the beach.”
There isn’t really anything all that amusing about the photos on this one, but the listing description is hall of fame material: You’re on the…
2015’s Must-Have Attic Feature
Who doesn’t need a CRT-TV embedded in the wall of their attic? I have to say, I’m also really digging the bold move to cover…
Convert to Desert Living for this Amazing Custom House
We’re back! Happy 2015! Enjoy this crazy and amazing desert home, via The Verge. If I had to choose one word for this home, it…
Stamp Collector’s Dream
This $3.5 million listing has four photos. The first two are duplicates. Is that a dog… drinking from a pool? I love how the watermark…
Hope Springs Eternal
Submission, title, and commentary by Emerald63. Thanks! As in, hope you have a whopping $25M if you like this… house. Or has the Mother Ship…
“The horse is loyal”
This one’s not currently listed for sale, but it was when Spencer submitted it last month. With a for-sale-by-owner list price of $75 million. I…
The Velvet Sofa is Just the Beginning
Is that a velvet sofa? Of course it is. This is Vegas, after all. Wow, that bathroom. And what’s with the patch of blue/grey tiles…
Live Inside a Flower
These sellers really like floral print wallpaper. But they won’t be confined. They’ve got variety! Check it out, this room even has two different floral…
Beach Ball Pillows FTW
Wow. Where do you even find furniture like that? The beach ball pillows and almost-matching curtains just really complete the vibe, too. Apparently it’s some…
Totally Normal Texas Living
Nope. Nothing creepy about this room at all. Totally normal. Also normal: Medieval-style banquet hall dining room seating for 20. …and a costume room. Sure,…
An Unusual Lineup
Other than this somewhat excessive fountain, this listing is a relatively normal $4.5 million Washington DC home.