Apparently We Have Very Different Definitions of “Restoration.”
From the listing description: An exquisite Grade II Listed Victorian 7 bedroomed, 8 bathroomed old rectory, the subject of a complete roof down restoration in…
Dubious Decor
Enter the Vortex
The rest of the flat is fairly pedestrian, but whoa, that hallway. Why? Just why?
The Velvet Sofa is Just the Beginning
Is that a velvet sofa? Of course it is. This is Vegas, after all. Wow, that bathroom. And what’s with the patch of blue/grey tiles…
Live Inside a Flower
These sellers really like floral print wallpaper. But they won’t be confined. They’ve got variety! Check it out, this room even has two different floral…
Beach Ball Pillows FTW
Wow. Where do you even find furniture like that? The beach ball pillows and almost-matching curtains just really complete the vibe, too. Apparently it’s some…
Boom. Headshot.
Is it supposed to look like the blue man is being shot? Because that is what it looks like to me. Other than the interesting…
Microbutler
Honey, I shrunk the listings butler! Wow, these are some pretty bad photos. What kind of agent lists a $2.2 million house with photos this…
“The Gayest House in Seattle”
This is described by the local “alternative” rag The Stranger as “the Gayest House in Seattle.” The shots of the flamingos on the TVs inside…
Make Your Own View
There’s nothing particularly remarkable about this ordinary £134,950 (about $215,000) 3-bedroom house in Leeds, which is apparently why the owners decided to create this lovely…
Breasts & Baskets
Sure, okay. Why not? In addition to… that… The seller also appears to have somewhat of a basket fetish: So many baskets. I mean, not…
Paint and Tile ALL THE COLORS!
Um. Whoa. Where do you even get bathroom tile like that. I mean seriously. As the submitter commented to me: “these owners aren’t afraid of…
Zebra Zebra Zebra
Wow. That is a lot of zebra print. Plus: bonus bubble chair!
Half an Acre, A Whole Lotta Crazy
There is so much one could say about this house, but let’s start with that sculpture above. Body of a lion, plus wings, plus the…
$85 Million Buys a Lot of Goodies
Do you ever get the feeling that some listings are less about selling the house… …and more about showing off the owner’s cool toys and…
Caricature of a Castle
Submission and commentary by Emerald63. Thanks! As a man once said, “If the directions to your house include the words ‘Turn off the paved road,’…
The Listings Butler’s Spanish Cousin
The listings butler strikes again! Er, well, his Spanish cousin does, anyway. What I don’t get about this listing is how the same listing can…