Free Rocks With Purchase
Free rocks included with purchase of home. Added bonus: Green stuff! What’s that? Oh, you want to see what the house itself looks like? Okay,…
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When you’re just REALLY proud of your staging
“Somewhere Over the Rainbow”
Under Construction. No, Really.
Where Every Day is Laundry Day
“Be careful! Unlivable now.”
And on your right, more photos of not the home for sale.
Take a Dip With Your Shadow Kids
Eat your heart out, Jimmy Choo
What part of “Play nicely with the other houses” did you not understand?
Up close, this 2 year old home is slick, shiny, and oh-so chic… with modern lines and materials both inside… and outside. But there is…
Every Day the Same Sky
What really cracks me up about the primary listing photo for this home is that the agent took the time to photoshop in a blue…
Not What I Meant When I Said I Wanted a “Green Home”
That photo above is the primary listing photo, but I think we’re looking at the garage. Here’s the main home: Apparently the seller really likes…
Get Away From It All… Well, Almost All
From the listing description: Looking to get away from it all? Middle Hardwood Island in its entirety can offer exactly that. Exceptional private island living…
The Pensive Llamas Compel You to Buy This Magnificent Island Ranch
No word in the listing description about whether the pensive llamas are included in the $5.6 million list price. Or the awkwardly staring cows. But…
Peek-A-Boo!
This looks like it could be a pretty cool house. Too bad the listing agent apparently doesn’t want to show it to us. All we…
Roof Checks Out
It’s very important to me to know what my house will look like to birds. And 20-foot-tall giants. Very, very important. Also sometimes I need…