Lonely Chair Enjoys the View
The above photo is the only one in this listing’s set of eight pictures that shows any part of the actual house. The rest of…
Strange Staging
Choo Choo Attic
What I love about this one is how the model train occupying the entire attic just suddenly jumps out of an otherwise perfectly normal photo…
Around the Corner
Seems like it would be a little difficult to relax in the living room when you’ve got a featureless figure lurking just around the corner….
PoolDog Not Included
PRICED BELOW CERTIFIED APPRAISAL of $3.5 million. Well okay, maybe if you offered them the CERTIFIED APPRAISAL amount, they would throw in PoolDog. Gotta love…
Desk Job Rage Quit
Given the listing price of just $24,000, I assume that this home is in a rather frightening neighborhood. [Update: Confirmed. Murder risk 3x the national…
Yo Ho, Yo Ho…
There’s definitely something to be said for choosing a theme and going all out on it. Something to be said… What was it… Ooh, a…
ShowerDog Not Included
From the listing description: This stunning property provides 4487 square feet of living space with 5 generous bedrooms and 4 luxurious bathes. Only one of…
Stare at my Sumptuous Staging
Whoever staged and photographed this home was really proud of themselves. I mean, really, really proud. Of their suitcases. And their books. And the white…
Creepy Bedroom Stare Down
Um. What is on that bed? Is it a baby? A creepy fat doll? That’s one way to cut a tour short, I suppose. If…
PARKING Desk
Park your butt and get some work done. I have to say, I don’t really understand the point of photos like these that almost exclusively…
It’s What’s For Dinner
Rubber chickens. On plates (on plates on plates). At the dinner table. Expert staging for the win.
Hope You Like the Old West
This is what’s known in the industry as “hyper-targeted staging.” One question though… What’s with the creepy rag doll hanging on the wall in the…
Observe the Effects
I’m sure that the recreation that takes place in this room is limited to the enjoyment of strictly legal substances. Interesting that the very next…
You Might Want To Call CPS
What? Is a seemingly incapacitated child splayed out across the living room floor a deal-breaker for you? How about a baby-eating lion? Not your cup…
Bow-Chicka-Wow-Wow
Mirror above the bed? Check. Mirror at the head of the bed? Check. ’70s furniture and extensive wood paneling? Check. Video camera? Check. Tripod? Check….
Just Like a Day at the Beach
Because sometimes you just want to go into your bathroom to sit down and relax, and what better place than right between the toilet and…