PoolDog Not Included
PRICED BELOW CERTIFIED APPRAISAL of $3.5 million. Well okay, maybe if you offered them the CERTIFIED APPRAISAL amount, they would throw in PoolDog. Gotta love…
animals
Might Need a Bigger Fence
Odd choice… Normally listing agents don’t highlight the shortcomings of a property in the listing photos, but they are clearly showing us here that the…
Homebuying on Horseback
Hrm. Not sure what this is supposed to convey about the home for sale. But okay. Hey, maybe real horses aren’t your thing? How about…
NO DOGS ALLOWED (Zebras Only!)
These dogs wish they could get in, but unless they can find themselves some zebra disguises, they’re apparently going to be out of luck. The…
ShowerDog Not Included
From the listing description: This stunning property provides 4487 square feet of living space with 5 generous bedrooms and 4 luxurious bathes. Only one of…
Art Aficionado
So… Does the canine connoisseur come with the home? Also, what’s with the flower-broom? For some reason they were proud enough of that for it…
The Gaze
Stared down by a dead moose in the primary photo. I guess that’s one way to sell a home. Gotta love that giant head over…
We’ve Got Our Eyes On You
Nothing says “welcome to your new home” like three pairs of glowing animal eyes staring right at the camera in the primary listing photo.
May Have a Barking Problem
Keep your windows closed at night unless you want to be kept up by the barking. Not from the neighbor’s dog. From the neighbors. In…
Hello. I am an elk.
Buy this home and apparently you can get really up close and personal with the local wildlife. New reality TV coming to TLC this fall:…
Packing in the Pachyderms
Whoa. Wait. What? This home comes with its own herd of elephants? Tell me more. Okay, so despite the above action shot being the primary…
Moroccan to the Max
Whoa. There’s definitely something to be said for picking a theme and going all the way with it. Whoever built this house was obviously very…
Nice Catch
Dude, nice catch.
Stare Down on Lively Lane
It’s a bit ironic that I found this particular showcase of dead animals in a home whose address is on “Lively Lane.” It’s also a…
The One-Armed Bandit’s Private Practice Range
Basement Bowling alley? Seen it. Private club with huge dance floor? Seen it. Giant pool with waterfall? Seen it. Private shooting range? Now that is…
Total Taxidermy Takeover
Whoa that is a lot of dead animals. I count eight in this photo alone. Gotta love the antler chandelier. And who wouldn’t love to…