“Egrets Seek the Sky, Involuntary Sigh”
Other than the very creative photo featured above, most of the pictures on this listing are your typical multi-million-dollar beachfront fare. What really makes this…
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¾-Million-Dollar Mystery View
Above you will find the primary listing photo for a $750,000 condo in San Francisco. No, I don’t know what we’re looking at either. Maybe…
Palace For Sale, Slightly Used
Wait, are they selling a house, or the Palace of Fine Arts Theatre? Oh, wait. Apparently they’re selling a light fixture. I can see how…
Start Strong, Finish Strong
Asking price: Five million dollars. Total number of photos: 61—most of which are at least halfway decent. And yet, the listing agent chose to lead…
NO DOGS ALLOWED (Zebras Only!)
These dogs wish they could get in, but unless they can find themselves some zebra disguises, they’re apparently going to be out of luck. The…
ShowerDog Not Included
From the listing description: This stunning property provides 4487 square feet of living space with 5 generous bedrooms and 4 luxurious bathes. Only one of…
Camouflage Furniture
Where are the beds? YOU CAN’T SEE THEM! Hidden sofa is hidden. Whoa, cool outdoor dining room… HEY WAIT A MINUTE.
Subtle.
I’m sure that bar doesn’t make female visitors feel at all uncomfortable. Oh wait, silly me. That assumes that the current owner of this home…
“This is the one!”
I love that there are 20 photos of this… place. It’s also great that the listing agent apparently has a sense of humor: Want a…
Dog Lovers Need Not Apply
From the listing description: Now available, as seen on television, San Diego’s world famous “Cats’ House”! Because who wouldn’t want who knows how many cats…
You like trains, right?
Nothing like a photograph of the train that whooshes by ten feet from your backyard to sell your home. This whole photo set is full…
Interesting Lawn-Mowing Challenge
Where does the lawn end and the home begin? I wonder if they make lawn mowers that can flip up 90 degrees and mow the…
The Looming Shadow
You might expect a home with an asking price of $1.35 million to have nice photos. Ha ha ha. That was a good one. Not…
The wheels on the house go round and round…
This one also sold back in December, but since I’ve never seen a whole house built on wheels before, I had to share it. Seriously,…
Sold to Mrs. Bag Head
Okay so this “home” sold way back in December, but this find was just too amazingly weird not to share here. This is the one…
Do not attempt to adjust the picture.
You’re looking at the only two photos for this 1.37 million-dollar waterfront listing in Long Beach, California. From the listing description: This is a truly…