The Rural Junkyard of Your Dreams
There is no indication in the listing description of whether or not the $220k asking price includes the rusting muscle cars. I bet you could…
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Behold the $4M Live-In Car Showroom
The listing does’t say, but I’m pretty sure all those sweet cars are not included in the $4M list price for this “home.” What’s that…
Street View Is Your Only View
It’s always a good sign when the listing agent is apparently too afraid to set foot on the property they’re selling. There are only a…
For The Car-Lover With $6M to Spend
I have to say, a living room and a car showroom are not two rooms that I’ve ever thought to myself: “It would really be…
A Very Expensive Maserati
You’re looking at the first two photos for this San Antonio listing. The listing agent’s description doesn’t mention anything about a $65,000 Maserati Ghibli being…
Cadillac Crib
I hope you like Cadillacs. I mean really like them. Because it might cost a bit to take down that giant glowing “Cadillac” sign in…
We get it. You like your cars.
Gee, I wonder what this seller’s prized possessions are? The listing agent had an allotment of 30 photos to showcase this 11,500 square foot home….
Vroom Vroom
So… do the fancy cars come with the home? I think probably not, despite the fact that the photo above is the primary photo on…
How To: Make Desert Living Tolerable
Apparently the key to making living in a lifeless desert marginally tolerable is sports cars. Note how the imaginary rendered cars keep moving around so…
Where the Sidewalk Ends
Once in a while you come across a home listing photo that’s almost… artistic. Then you look at the rest of the pictures in the…
Behold My Sweet Ride
I’ve always wanted a display case for my car. So my friends can lounge about in my… um… lobby(?) and behold my sweet ride. I’ve…
Vroom Vroom Vroom Vroom Vroom Vroom
Wait, what is being offered for sale here… a house or a fleet of luxury and sports cars? Because from the first three photos of…
The One-Armed Bandit’s Private Practice Range
Basement Bowling alley? Seen it. Private club with huge dance floor? Seen it. Giant pool with waterfall? Seen it. Private shooting range? Now that is…
They found me. I don’t know how but they found me…
Apparently the listing agent wanted to highlight the ample street parking for all of your out-of-town visitors, whether they be from Portland, Texas, or… Libya?