Enter… IF YOU DARE
Nothing like a pair of golden lions guarding the front door to say: “Welcome, visitors! Here’s hoping you don’t meet a gruesome fate inside these…
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Vroom Vroom Vroom Vroom Vroom Vroom
Wait, what is being offered for sale here… a house or a fleet of luxury and sports cars? Because from the first three photos of…
(Don’t) Tear Down This Wall
I happened upon this one while I was browsing expensive listings in Southern California a few months back. Yes, those are two authentic segments of…
2012 Has Been a Good Year
You’re looking at the primary photo for this Phoenix townhome. Yes, the fact that the Goodyear Blimp happened to be a few thousand feet overhead…
Nice Catch
Dude, nice catch.
Get Your Ass To Mars
Haven’t you always wanted to enjoy the butterscotch Martian skies from the comfort of your living room? Well apparently NOW YOU CAN, right here on…
A Very Fruity “Back Yard”
From the listing description: 9 baby fruit trees are doing very well in the back yard. Okay first, this listing agent and I obviously have…
Staring Contest
So… is the judgmental old man included in the $585,000 listing price? Because I’m gonna need somebody to make sure all the kids keep off…
Convenient to Automobile Repairing!
Nothing like being across the street from the former site of a mechanic to really sell a home to today’s discriminating buyer. I also really…
Watt the Heck
Wow, giant metal Christmas trees right across the street… Sweet. I guess. So, um… why are there giant metal Christmas trees across the street? For…
Picture in Picture
At first I thought that maybe the listing agent had pulled a 20-year-old camera out of their attic and the lens was covered in mold…
Mad Rendering Skillz
That is some seriously impressive computer rendering power, right there. Looking at this picture, it’s like I’m really there, standing on the deck of my…
Full of What
This listing is just chock-full of what. From the seemingly oblivious tenant using his tools to work on… um… wait, what is he working on…
Breathtakingly Gape
You really have to try hard to take a picture that terrible these days. Bonus points for the finger in the frame. At least I…
Archers Not Included
Okay, this one is actually pretty cool. Who wouldn’t want a giant guard tower looming large over their front door? From the photos it looks…
“True Venetian Elegance”
From the listing description: This building dates to 1890, formerly the Protection Hook and Ladder Company No. 3 prior to becoming the legendary Capital Saddlery….