Two-Toned Terror
Wow. That is a lot of grey and blue. What kind of person builds a one-color house like that? I guess the same kind of…
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Peek-A-Boo!
This looks like it could be a pretty cool house. Too bad the listing agent apparently doesn’t want to show it to us. All we…
100% Legit Worth $1.2 Million
That is a top quality photo right there. Definitely appropriate for a $1.2 million listing. Maybe it was just the lighting. Let’s give them another…
Roof Checks Out
It’s very important to me to know what my house will look like to birds. And 20-foot-tall giants. Very, very important. Also sometimes I need…
“You’re on the beach.”
There isn’t really anything all that amusing about the photos on this one, but the listing description is hall of fame material: You’re on the…
Hope Springs Eternal
Submission, title, and commentary by Emerald63. Thanks! As in, hope you have a whopping $25M if you like this… house. Or has the Mother Ship…
An Unusual Lineup
Other than this somewhat excessive fountain, this listing is a relatively normal $4.5 million Washington DC home.
Detroit’s Most Expensive Listing
Yup, that’s the primary photo for this “Completely restored Victorian Mansion in prime Mid-Town” Detroit, listed at $2.5 million. The really odd thing is that…
Boom. Headshot.
Is it supposed to look like the blue man is being shot? Because that is what it looks like to me. Other than the interesting…
Chapel of the Drowning Horses
Nothing like a simulated pair of drowning horses to get you in the worshipful mood. There’s a lot more than the chapel to this property……
“The Gayest House in Seattle”
This is described by the local “alternative” rag The Stranger as “the Gayest House in Seattle.” The shots of the flamingos on the TVs inside…
Nope. Noooooope.
Ho-ho, no way am I going in there. Oh. We went in there. This place just keeps getting more and more nope. How does this…
Everything Under the Dome (Except Stairs)
According to the Zillow Blog, this home has “a maze of ramps” instead of stairs inside. Also inside, this: Not into modern art? No problem,…
One of these homes is not for sale.
No idea what’s with the random turtle shot in the middle of this £2.75 ($4.36) million listing. This UK manse was apparently owned by British…
Everything about this home is definitely one hundred percent real.
Nothing odd going on here. Just a totally real family in front of their totally real home. With totally real cars parked in back. And…
Pixel Power
Okay so the list price on this… place in Jacksonville is under $20,000, so I wouldn’t expect much. However, I do sort of expect that…