Live in a Desert Museum for $8M
Submission & commentary by Emerald63. Thanks! The exterior looks like a museum. The interior is a whole, heaping helping of “Holy Cow!!!” Including an obscene…
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The Listings Butler’s Spanish Cousin
The listings butler strikes again! Er, well, his Spanish cousin does, anyway. What I don’t get about this listing is how the same listing can…
Let’s Play Find the Furniture!
Can you find the furniture? This elusive species has evolved to blend in with its habitat. Note how well each of the individual pieces disguises…
All Kinds of Incredible
This house is incredible. I’m just not sure that it’s all the good kind of incredible. Is that furniture in the home theatre… glowing? Classy!…
Straight Line Phobia
From the submitter: If you’re not very fond of straight lines, you’re going to like it here. Indeed. There’s nary a straight line nor edge…
Batman’s Swanky Desert Getaway
What, no Batmobile included? I love that the Batstudy has 3 TVs… all tuned into sports. I assume this elevator goes down to the Batcave,…
Replete with Rectangles
I hope you like rectangles. Because this Boston-area mid-century modern is basically 100% rectangles. Even most of the furniture is rectangular. Much nicer photos than…
Complete Your Dracula Collection With This $4M Flip
Itching to grab a complete Dracula collection? This swanky LA pad was once owned by Count Dracula himself. Of course I’m referring to Bela Lugosi,…
At Home With My Horse Shrine
What is it about horses that seems to inspire these horse shrines? This is not the first horse shrine we’ve seen on Looney Listing. The…
Imagine Half Of A Baby Elephant…
Well, no need to imagine anymore, I guess! I’ve definitely never seen a table quite like that. There’s probably a reason for that. O-kay. Wow,…
Eat Up This Exquisite Estate
From the submitter, Emerald63: Fancy living the life of a Tudor king? Or having one pop in for a bit? Try this 1914 Historic Register…
Your Own Private Alhambra
From submitter Emerald63: Just imagine the theme parties! Indeed. At 9,500 square feet, this place is quite the personal palace. Sadly for you, it has…
Tall, Skinny, Supermodel Chicago House
Submission, commentary, and photo selection by submitter Emerald63. Thanks! Hope you like long, narrow spaces. And stairs. And… shoes. Appropriate, since this little beauty has…
Gotta Spend Your Money Somehow
Asking price: $14.5 million. Looks like they raided the dumpster behind a modern art studio and just glued everything they found to the stairs. Okay…
Little Photoshop of Horrors
A little tasteful HDR can make for some good-looking listing photos. Unfortunately, the HDR applied to the photos of this listing is neither “a little”…
A Very Expensive Maserati
You’re looking at the first two photos for this San Antonio listing. The listing agent’s description doesn’t mention anything about a $65,000 Maserati Ghibli being…