Behold the Bold Boat
Submission and commentary by Emerald63. Thanks! Get ready to catch your eyeballs as they pop out! Redrum! Don’t like red so much? Not to worry……
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Gaze Upon the Glass and the Glow
So many odd design and decor choices in this home. From the all-glass entry… …to the unnaturally glowing exterior. Inside: more glowing. I’m not even…
Lloyd Wright Gets the Modern Treatment
Not many homes have their own Wikipedia page, but the John Sowden House does. From said Wikipedia page: Built by Lloyd Wright, the house is…
Go Inside Escher With This Trippy Denver Loft
Wow that is a lot of stairs going every which way. Combine all the stairs with the stark tile floor and you start to get…
Beach Condo Decornucopia
Lots of odd decor and furnishing choices in this $5 million Santa Monica condo found by Emerald63. You’ve got the camouflage beds… Weird rocking chairs,…
The Listings Butler Returns Again
This guy pops up in the weirdest places. Speaking of weird places… Seems a bit odd to keep your kid’s / grandkid’s chair on top…
Batman’s Swanky Desert Getaway
What, no Batmobile included? I love that the Batstudy has 3 TVs… all tuned into sports. I assume this elevator goes down to the Batcave,…
For The Car-Lover With $6M to Spend
I have to say, a living room and a car showroom are not two rooms that I’ve ever thought to myself: “It would really be…
There Is No Listing. Only Zuul!
Okay I for one think it would be awesome to have gargoyles on my front steps. Plus, the house they’re guarding is amazing: Yeah, I’m…
Have a Drink With the Cap’n
Personally, I probably would have gone all-in and just led off the entire photo set with the Cap’n, but instead, the listing agent decided to…
A Nice Relaxing Soak In Th—HOLY CRAP WHAT IS THAT
Um. Okay. So, it appears to be a bloodied, possibly severed head lying on a beach. Not exactly the “art” piece I would have chosen…
Replete with Rectangles
I hope you like rectangles. Because this Boston-area mid-century modern is basically 100% rectangles. Even most of the furniture is rectangular. Much nicer photos than…
Complete Your Dracula Collection With This $4M Flip
Itching to grab a complete Dracula collection? This swanky LA pad was once owned by Count Dracula himself. Of course I’m referring to Bela Lugosi,…
Look at My Ocean. LOOK AT IT!
Submission and commentary by Emerald63. Thanks! You better like ocean views, because that’s almost all you’re gonna see in this $28M listing. Twenty-six pics with…
Full Spectrum Retina-Burning Decor
List price: just above a million bucks. If the buyer isn’t blind though, they’re probably going to have to budget a bit extra to tone…
Dig Dracula’s Domicile
It’s Dracula’s castle! For sale! Okay so I wasn’t technically able find an actual “listing” for this one, since the sale offering is apparently being…