Cadillac Crib
I hope you like Cadillacs. I mean really like them. Because it might cost a bit to take down that giant glowing “Cadillac” sign in…
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These Kids Like… Giant Mushroom?
Wow. Interesting choice. I guess when the actual home is currently just dirt, you get creative.
Don’t Forget Staging
“This massive wall of empty shelves looks too lonely. Better do some staging…” “Ahh, there. Much better.” The weird thing about this listing is that…
Do the crossbows convey?
Text by Emerald63 Medieval keep or scientific playground? You decide… It has church-like stained glass: …a 2 story display gallery for your crossbow collection… …and…
Not What I Meant by “Green Features”
Hey, if you happen to be in Austin over the next week for SXSW, you can check this place out in person! This home just…
Live Like a ’90s King
Yup, I’m a sucker for castles Even totally fake castles that were actually built in 1996. I mean, look at that roof line. What’s not…
MS Paint Your Dreams
Apparently Luxor Designs spent so much money on the… um… “design” of this home that they could only afford MS Paint to draw the rendering….
Forgot the Key
This condo’s photo set starts off well enough with an artsy shot of the building’s exterior. But a few photos in you realize… you’re only…
PoolDog Not Included
PRICED BELOW CERTIFIED APPRAISAL of $3.5 million. Well okay, maybe if you offered them the CERTIFIED APPRAISAL amount, they would throw in PoolDog. Gotta love…
Might Need a Bigger Fence
Odd choice… Normally listing agents don’t highlight the shortcomings of a property in the listing photos, but they are clearly showing us here that the…
Blinded by the Light
I assume there’s a house in this photo, but all I can really see is the unnaturally glowing sky. Bonus: we even get the same…
Orbalicious!
For when your family room just really needs that “plummeting into the surface of the sun” feeling. From the outside: They even took the orb…
Mirror, Mirror on the… Ceiling?
That’s bound to be disorienting. Also in this listing… creepy lonely lady sculpture: She even appears to be pose-able.
Get a Leg Up on the Neighbors
Those are definitely some… um… unique bar stools, that’s for sure. The ottoman in what appears to be one of this home’s six living rooms…
Fire Sale
Flipping through the photos on this listing might give you the impression that you’ll be buying a spacious, if somewhat tacky (check out all the…
Behold My Horse Room
“…and this [motions with hand] is our horse room.”