Reluctant Resident
Comment from the reader who submitted this one: I think this may be the house from Goldilocks and the three bears because she was still…
2014
Microhousing
The property would make an ideal investment purchase and may suit a first time buyer. Viewings are recommended. Size: 79.87 square feet. This is an…
A Monument to Pop Culture
This home’s current owner is “Hip-hop star Pharrell Williams.” Not sure if the point here is really to sell the home, or just to show…
The Future is Hazy
Wow. This is the primary photo for this $360,000 “LOVELY NEW CONSTRUCTION TO BE BUILT.” The amusing part is that the second photo is at…
Great for Fishing. I Mean Fishes.
You know, in case you wanted to know what your future home will look like to a fish. Or maybe through a crystal ball? Or…
All Swans, All the Time
Apparently “Penthouse living at its finest” means being surrounded by swans. Swans in the hallway, swans in the bathroom, swans in the bedroom… It’s all…
Don’t Forget Staging
“This massive wall of empty shelves looks too lonely. Better do some staging…” “Ahh, there. Much better.” The weird thing about this listing is that…
Ouch. My Eyes.
This one was sent to me by a reader just last week, but has unfortunately since been pulled from the market. So if you were…
Do the crossbows convey?
Text by Emerald63 Medieval keep or scientific playground? You decide… It has church-like stained glass: …a 2 story display gallery for your crossbow collection… …and…
Brighten Your Night
Not the strangest, most offensive art we’ve seen in a home for sale, but also not the kind of thing I would choose to display…
Totally Tasteful Decor
Okay so this place was on Curbed a couple months ago, but it’s just way too over-the-top not to post here. I think this is…
Because Sometimes You Just Want to Sit Down, Relax, and Watch Someone Else Take a Bath
What more is there to say about a combination sitting room / bathroom. Whoever owns this place certainly has… interesting tastes. It looks like a…
Glass and Steel Factory Home
Because why wouldn’t you want to spend $9.2 million to live in a home that looks like some kind of factory from a futuristic movie,…
…and this is my kayaking room.
Well okay then. I guess everybody needs a hobby, so why not pretending to kayak in one’s house? Also I guess another hobby they have…
Mega Marilyn Monroe
It’s very important to know where the nearest giant Marilyn Monroe mural is when I’m considering buying a house. And what if I need to…
I Hope You Like Green Accents
Submitted by Emerald63, who says: Behind the Green Door… are lots of green paintings Lots and lots of green accents. Green paintings, green pillows, green…