Elvis Has Left the Honeymoon Suite! Mostly…
Submission, title, & commentary by Emerald63. Thanks! Yup, this is where he and Priscilla spent their honeymoon in ’66 and it’s still chock full of…
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Complete Your Dracula Collection With This $4M Flip
Itching to grab a complete Dracula collection? This swanky LA pad was once owned by Count Dracula himself. Of course I’m referring to Bela Lugosi,…
Living Room, Mannequin Storage… Same Thing
Seems like a pretty normal house… until you hit photo #13 (above). From the listing description: Your friends will say, WHOA!, you hit the lottery…
Look at My Ocean. LOOK AT IT!
Submission and commentary by Emerald63. Thanks! You better like ocean views, because that’s almost all you’re gonna see in this $28M listing. Twenty-six pics with…
Full Spectrum Retina-Burning Decor
List price: just above a million bucks. If the buyer isn’t blind though, they’re probably going to have to budget a bit extra to tone…
Dig Dracula’s Domicile
It’s Dracula’s castle! For sale! Okay so I wasn’t technically able find an actual “listing” for this one, since the sale offering is apparently being…
At Home With My Horse Shrine
What is it about horses that seems to inspire these horse shrines? This is not the first horse shrine we’ve seen on Looney Listing. The…
Imagine Half Of A Baby Elephant…
Well, no need to imagine anymore, I guess! I’ve definitely never seen a table quite like that. There’s probably a reason for that. O-kay. Wow,…
This Boston Condo Got Religion
From the listing description: Mount Auburn Village is a friendly little community of just 14 custom condos, created within & beside historic 1899 stone church….
For Chicken Lovers ONLY
Setting aside the chicken obsession, the quality of the photos in this particular set is actually quite nice. The listing description is pretty funny though:…
Lose Weight For This Skinny Kitchen
This home sports what is easily the skinniest kitchen I have ever laid eyes on. If you’re overweight, you’d need to go on a diet…
Agent Gave This Listing a Hand
Best I can tell, these are photos of someone’s computer screen. The clicking hand computer pointer is sort of a giveaway. Very low quality photos….
Lair of the Evil Genius
Submission, photo selection, and commentary by submitter Emerald63. Thanks! It looks like such a nice, unassuming little house… But then… you walk inside… and you…
Eat Up This Exquisite Estate
From the submitter, Emerald63: Fancy living the life of a Tudor king? Or having one pop in for a bit? Try this 1914 Historic Register…
Sticker-Faced Yoga Zombies
From submitter Spencer P.: Circle the wagons! The sticker-faced yoga zombies are back! The listing description claims there are “32-acres of picturesque pastures, woods and…
Super Modern in Scottsdale
From the listing agent’s description: Seldom will you find such distinctive, contemporary flair. Slot machine in the dining room? That’s definitely distinctive. Where do you…