Every Day the Same Sky
What really cracks me up about the primary listing photo for this home is that the agent took the time to photoshop in a blue…
2015
Something For Everyone
NOTE: The images in this post have been removed due to a DMCA takedown notice from Dina Landi. Looney Listing disputes that its use of…
Well we’re movin’ on up… To the East Side…
…to a deluxe apartment in the sky-y-y… The Upper East Side of NYC is a rarefied atmosphere, the proverbial lap of luxury. With the Guggenheim…
Fan Girls Unite! Your Personal Heaven is Now for Sale!
The actual home of the actual Johnny Depp ~Scream!~ is up for sale. But wait… there’s more! According to Sotheby’s International Realty, the approximately 37…
I Think I Already “Saw” This Home
What the… Historical structure was once the power house to 1900s saw mill. Oh. So I guess they’re just leaving a giant busted saw blade…
But Where’s the Moat?
Can’t say I’ve seen a home with an entrance quite like this one before. Perhaps there was some sort of odd zoning or permit restrictions?…
Not What I Meant When I Said I Wanted a “Green Home”
That photo above is the primary listing photo, but I think we’re looking at the garage. Here’s the main home: Apparently the seller really likes…
Now that’s what I call marketing
The listing photos for this home are just inexplicable. That one is the primary listing photo. How about we check out the view? Surely you…
No Man Is An Island, But This Home Is
Over on the island’s rental website you can catch a bunch of videos of the location and the home. The photos on this post are…
Golly, Ethel, would ya look at that! Who woulda thunk?
Ahh… good ol’ quirky California! Where else will you find an $11M home with The Buddha taking pride of place. Where you can Curtain All…
Fuzzy Does It
You’d think if you’re selling a nearly $8M home you could afford a decent photographer. But maybe not. OK, it’s just that they didn’t know…
Stark Reminders
Hey! The Listing Butler’s back!! And he has a couple of… unusual… friends with him. Still, it’s nice to see a friendly face because, other…
“Two very different artists live in this house.”
You’re looking at the interior of a 117-year-old, six thousand square foot home in Bronxville, New York listed at four million dollars. Note: If this…
When your privacy is a diamond in the rough…
Lots of folks like their privacy, especially the rich ones in Vegas. But when the listing gives the zip code, says you have 5 acres,…
It’s a total bust… In a manner of speaking.
Everywhere you look in this home you see disembodied heads. In the living room… In the dining room… Even in the hallway… Well, until you…
Proper Lighting Can Make or Break a Great Home
On the surface, it’s another lovely Paradise Valley home. It has gorgeous views of the Scottsdale and Phoenix area. It has some interesting spaces inside,…