Gaze Upon the Glass and the Glow
So many odd design and decor choices in this home. From the all-glass entry… …to the unnaturally glowing exterior. Inside: more glowing. I’m not even…
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Lloyd Wright Gets the Modern Treatment
Not many homes have their own Wikipedia page, but the John Sowden House does. From said Wikipedia page: Built by Lloyd Wright, the house is…
What can Brown do for you?
Submission and title by Emerald63. Thanks! So much brown in this home. Brown kitchen… …brown dining room… …and a super brown bedroom. Even the exterior…
Street View Is Your Only View
It’s always a good sign when the listing agent is apparently too afraid to set foot on the property they’re selling. There are only a…
I’m not as think as you drunk I am.
Sometimes you wonder if a listing agent was drunk when they uploaded the photos of the home they’re allegedly attempting to sell… And drunk when…
Go Inside Escher With This Trippy Denver Loft
Wow that is a lot of stairs going every which way. Combine all the stairs with the stark tile floor and you start to get…
Beach Condo Decornucopia
Lots of odd decor and furnishing choices in this $5 million Santa Monica condo found by Emerald63. You’ve got the camouflage beds… Weird rocking chairs,…
“Front yrd is a damn orchard.”
The listing description: Charming Craftsman Bungalow w/ a brand new 2story foundation w/ permits. Updated Electrical. Master Bedrm w/ New Bath & walk-in Clst. Garage…
The Listings Butler Returns Again
This guy pops up in the weirdest places. Speaking of weird places… Seems a bit odd to keep your kid’s / grandkid’s chair on top…
Batman’s Swanky Desert Getaway
What, no Batmobile included? I love that the Batstudy has 3 TVs… all tuned into sports. I assume this elevator goes down to the Batcave,…
Terrifying Toilet
Wow. This photo of an incomplete toilet on an unfinished floor in a darkened room tells us so much about the home being offered for…
A Little This, A Little That
Submission and commentary by Emerald63. Thanks! There’s lots to like here… Lots of brick… Lots of wood… Lots of dark areas… and lots of nature….
Listing Agent Used Arti-Stick License
I guess watching somebody walk their dog past your home is pretty exciting when you’re a stick figure. Most of the rest of the photo…
For The Car-Lover With $6M to Spend
I have to say, a living room and a car showroom are not two rooms that I’ve ever thought to myself: “It would really be…
Garage Has Minor Water Issues
$45,000. No bedrooms or bathrooms. No foundation. Just a garage. On the water. Oh and you still have to pay rent, apparently. Boat house was…
Half a House, Full Price
Submission & commentary by Emerald63. Thanks! What’s that old saying? Half a house is better than none? This place sure does look like it’s the…