This Boston Condo Got Religion
From the listing description: Mount Auburn Village is a friendly little community of just 14 custom condos, created within & beside historic 1899 stone church….
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For Chicken Lovers ONLY
Setting aside the chicken obsession, the quality of the photos in this particular set is actually quite nice. The listing description is pretty funny though:…
Lose Weight For This Skinny Kitchen
This home sports what is easily the skinniest kitchen I have ever laid eyes on. If you’re overweight, you’d need to go on a diet…
Agent Gave This Listing a Hand
Best I can tell, these are photos of someone’s computer screen. The clicking hand computer pointer is sort of a giveaway. Very low quality photos….
Lair of the Evil Genius
Submission, photo selection, and commentary by submitter Emerald63. Thanks! It looks like such a nice, unassuming little house… But then… you walk inside… and you…
Eat Up This Exquisite Estate
From the submitter, Emerald63: Fancy living the life of a Tudor king? Or having one pop in for a bit? Try this 1914 Historic Register…
Sticker-Faced Yoga Zombies
From submitter Spencer P.: Circle the wagons! The sticker-faced yoga zombies are back! The listing description claims there are “32-acres of picturesque pastures, woods and…
Super Modern in Scottsdale
From the listing agent’s description: Seldom will you find such distinctive, contemporary flair. Slot machine in the dining room? That’s definitely distinctive. Where do you…
Your Own Private Alhambra
From submitter Emerald63: Just imagine the theme parties! Indeed. At 9,500 square feet, this place is quite the personal palace. Sadly for you, it has…
Tall, Skinny, Supermodel Chicago House
Submission, commentary, and photo selection by submitter Emerald63. Thanks! Hope you like long, narrow spaces. And stairs. And… shoes. Appropriate, since this little beauty has…
Buy Your Own Not-So-Private Club
From the listing description: Space is currently home to a private members only club with full kitchen, 2 bathrooms, storage and several meeting rooms. Well…
Creepy Babyface Sells You a Home
If you flip through the photos for this listing too fast, you would probably miss it. I know I did, until I read the text…
A House Under There Somewhere
Whoa. Sensory overload. I… um… what. I think that’s the kitchen? Not really sure how you prepare food when nearly every surface is covered with…
No Pattern to the Patterns
From submitter Emerald63: Can’t get enough loudly patterned floors, walls, and even ceilings, not to mention built-ins? Well come on in! I like how every…
Gotta Spend Your Money Somehow
Asking price: $14.5 million. Looks like they raided the dumpster behind a modern art studio and just glued everything they found to the stairs. Okay…
A Large Pest Problem
There appears to be an eight-foot-tall green spider bearing down on this home. Or maybe it just wants to go for a dip in the…