Do the crossbows convey?
Text by Emerald63 Medieval keep or scientific playground? You decide… It has church-like stained glass: …a 2 story display gallery for your crossbow collection… …and…
Articles by Marty E.
Brighten Your Night
Not the strangest, most offensive art we’ve seen in a home for sale, but also not the kind of thing I would choose to display…
Totally Tasteful Decor
Okay so this place was on Curbed a couple months ago, but it’s just way too over-the-top not to post here. I think this is…
Because Sometimes You Just Want to Sit Down, Relax, and Watch Someone Else Take a Bath
What more is there to say about a combination sitting room / bathroom. Whoever owns this place certainly has… interesting tastes. It looks like a…
Glass and Steel Factory Home
Because why wouldn’t you want to spend $9.2 million to live in a home that looks like some kind of factory from a futuristic movie,…
…and this is my kayaking room.
Well okay then. I guess everybody needs a hobby, so why not pretending to kayak in one’s house? Also I guess another hobby they have…
Mega Marilyn Monroe
It’s very important to know where the nearest giant Marilyn Monroe mural is when I’m considering buying a house. And what if I need to…
I Hope You Like Green Accents
Submitted by Emerald63, who says: Behind the Green Door… are lots of green paintings Lots and lots of green accents. Green paintings, green pillows, green…
Not What I Meant by “Green Features”
Hey, if you happen to be in Austin over the next week for SXSW, you can check this place out in person! This home just…
Mega Family Room
Typically when you’re trying to sell your home, it’s a good idea to take down your family photos. I guess when your family photo is…
Captions, Captions, Captions, Stilts
I’m glad they put a caption on there, otherwise I might have thought that the guy on stilts was included with the home. Actually wait…
One Location, Yet All Over The Map
[Submission and script by Emerald63. Thanks!] It starts off innocently enough with an indoor forest… Gradually escalates to a guy watching you sleep… Then… jumps…
$3.68 Million Graffiti
$3.68 million. That’s one valuable graffiti seahorse. Okay so it’s an entire 5-story building in downtown Seattle. Still, what’s with these photos? Okay that art…
World’s Smallest “Home Theater”
Um, I think we need to have a talk about what constitutes a “home theater.” I don’t think you can just throw some theater chairs…
Garden-Lovers ONLY
From the Wall Street Journal’s House of the Day: Philanthropist Frederick Forrest Peabody built this neoclassical home in Santa Barbara, Calif., in 1914. The current…
Behold the Most Expensive Home in Georgia
Just a typical 3 bedroom, 2 bathroom house in rural Georgia. Blurry, tilted photos that look like they were shot on accident as the real…