Hello. I am Horse.
You’re looking at the primary photo for this listing. And Horse is looking at you. Fully 25% of the photos for this listing are of…
Articles by Marty E.
Take a Dip With Your Shadow Kids
Summer’s a great time to take a dip in the pool with your shadow kids… …or do… whatever it is those old guys on the…
Keepin’ it Classy in Miami
I guess when you can afford a $16.5 million condo, you don’t have to care what anyone thinks of you or your taste in “art.”…
Manufacture Your Dream of Home Ownership
From the listing: River Mill is one of the oldest manufacturing sites in North Carolina Not really sure that a factory is the first place…
HDR: High-Definition Rathole
Nothing says “welcome home” quite like HDR mold, rot, and CAUTION tape. I love how they cranked up the HDR so high that the dead…
Built-In “Art” Included
Apparently neither the seller nor the listing agent thought it worth $25 to buy a bucket of paint and cover the “art” in this home….
Every Day the Same Sky
What really cracks me up about the primary listing photo for this home is that the agent took the time to photoshop in a blue…
Something For Everyone
NOTE: The images in this post have been removed due to a DMCA takedown notice from Dina Landi. Looney Listing disputes that its use of…
I Think I Already “Saw” This Home
What the… Historical structure was once the power house to 1900s saw mill. Oh. So I guess they’re just leaving a giant busted saw blade…
But Where’s the Moat?
Can’t say I’ve seen a home with an entrance quite like this one before. Perhaps there was some sort of odd zoning or permit restrictions?…
Not What I Meant When I Said I Wanted a “Green Home”
That photo above is the primary listing photo, but I think we’re looking at the garage. Here’s the main home: Apparently the seller really likes…
Now that’s what I call marketing
The listing photos for this home are just inexplicable. That one is the primary listing photo. How about we check out the view? Surely you…
No Man Is An Island, But This Home Is
Over on the island’s rental website you can catch a bunch of videos of the location and the home. The photos on this post are…
“Two very different artists live in this house.”
You’re looking at the interior of a 117-year-old, six thousand square foot home in Bronxville, New York listed at four million dollars. Note: If this…
Neverland Ranch No More
You’ve probably already seen this elsewhere, but FYI if you’ve got $100 million burning a hole in your pocket: Michael Jackson’s “Neverland Ranch” is now…
TOTALLY NORMAL HOUSE. DEFINITELY NOT A THINLY-VEILED CAVE.
This is a nice looking place. Hey, wait a minute… is this actually a cave? Yup, looks like a cave. Who needs windows, I guess?…