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Who’s “up” for some ping pong? No? Not to worry, you can get serious work done in this home, too. As long as you can…
Bad Photos
“Professional” Office
From the listing description: Legal 2 Family Can Also Be Used As Owner Occupied Professional Office With Owner Occupied Apartment On Top. Or Legal Two…
“Toxic Wasteland Dump”
The listing description is what really brings home this “Make Me Move” listing: A complete tear down, may have toxic substances, such as lead and…
“all your rela estate needs”
Hey look at that, it’s our first posting to feature an office space for lease. That’s still a listing, so it totally counts. I especially…
Pour Out The Sinks
Sometimes I wonder when I find sideways photos like this if they’re just trying to make it harder to notice how terrible the house is….
Why Rent? Bring Offer!
From the listing description: Why rent? Own and move right in to this East Side corner unit with view of trees on the balcony. Walk…
LSD: Listing Saturation Distortion
This home’s previous primary listing photo was apparently attempting to convey what the home would look like to a prospective buyer who was totally tripping…
Half-Assed Half-Mill
You would be forgiven for wondering why a dated, dingy, run-down, nondescript home in Aberdeen, WA… …with a totally half-assed set of photos (I mean…
Blue his house, with a blue little window…
Yo, listen up here’s a story About a little guy That lives in a blue world And all day and all night And everything he…
Slip-Slidin’ Away
You’re looking at the primary listing photo for a FSBO condo in Richmond, VA. I don’t “get” the extreme angle on the first shot, but…
¾-Million-Dollar Mystery View
Above you will find the primary listing photo for a $750,000 condo in San Francisco. No, I don’t know what we’re looking at either. Maybe…
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This is the real estate agent’s version of “fix it in post.”
Pile of Pillows
Listing agent: “This dark, grainy photo of a sofa covered in pillows will tell buyers so much about the house! It’s brilliant!” They liked this…
Hello. I am a wall.
You’re looking at the primary photo for this $186,500 condo in Atlanta. The most-attractive selling point of the home, according to the listing agent. Um….
Start Strong, Finish Strong
Asking price: Five million dollars. Total number of photos: 61—most of which are at least halfway decent. And yet, the listing agent chose to lead…
Blinded by the Light
I assume there’s a house in this photo, but all I can really see is the unnaturally glowing sky. Bonus: we even get the same…