“Coral Rock Castle (Needs Work)”
Sweet castle. Only one problem… …inside (if you can call it that), is a bit of a disaster. “Needs work,” in listing agent speak. $1.4…
Funny Features
Home Sweet Tavern
Um… Listed on the MLS as a 0-bed, 1-bath single-family home. From the listing description: Historic Evelyn’s Tavern is zoned rural village commercial, allowing residential…
Lose Weight For This Skinny Kitchen
This home sports what is easily the skinniest kitchen I have ever laid eyes on. If you’re overweight, you’d need to go on a diet…
Tall, Skinny, Supermodel Chicago House
Submission, commentary, and photo selection by submitter Emerald63. Thanks! Hope you like long, narrow spaces. And stairs. And… shoes. Appropriate, since this little beauty has…
A Large Pest Problem
There appears to be an eight-foot-tall green spider bearing down on this home. Or maybe it just wants to go for a dip in the…
Industrial Strength House… with Bonus Gypsy Wagon?
Submission, headline, and photo selection by submitter Emerald63, who apparently has quite expensive tastes! Okay, so it’s a modern concrete and glass box, floating on…
The Loneliest Movie Theater
Apparently the current owner of this home really likes watching movies. Alone. And they’re not just watching movies in their lonely home theater. They’ve got…
Secret Beer Shrine / Game Room
That is a lot of beer cans. But the really cool part about this room isn’t what’s inside, it’s how you get inside… Here’s a…
Microhousing
The property would make an ideal investment purchase and may suit a first time buyer. Viewings are recommended. Size: 79.87 square feet. This is an…
Do the crossbows convey?
Text by Emerald63 Medieval keep or scientific playground? You decide… It has church-like stained glass: …a 2 story display gallery for your crossbow collection… …and…
Because Sometimes You Just Want to Sit Down, Relax, and Watch Someone Else Take a Bath
What more is there to say about a combination sitting room / bathroom. Whoever owns this place certainly has… interesting tastes. It looks like a…
World’s Smallest “Home Theater”
Um, I think we need to have a talk about what constitutes a “home theater.” I don’t think you can just throw some theater chairs…
Wayne’s Plane
Hey wait a minute, that’s not a house. What kind of home has its own airport?!? Wayne Newton’s house, it turns out. From an October…
Previous Owners’ Final Wishes…
There’s not really anything too noteworthy about this run-down, 139-year-old house in Teddington, UK… Well, nothing except maybe this bit from the listing agent’s description:…
“Well Thought-Out Open-Concept”
From the listing description: An absolute charmer in Rothesay’s finest waterfront community. This beautifully built recreational property has a perfect balance of style and practicality.The…
A VERY “En Suite” Bathroom
This is the “Bedroom with en suite shower” described in the listing. Um… I’m pretty sure “en suite” means “attached to” not “they’re actually just…