Watch Me Wash
What? She’s just wants to make sure potential buyers know that the kitchen is functional. And, um… the bed, I guess.
Odd Choice
“True to the Streetscape”
From the listing description: True to the streetscape of historic Greenview Avenue, this classic Princeton home, Victorian in style with its picturesque turret, has been…
Rear View Render
This condo has a price tag of $5,583,900 and a rather… interesting marketing strategy. I’m sensing a theme here… Okay so maybe you’re not a…
Duck Duck Duck (and More Duck)
What, you wanted photos of the actual home that’s for sale for $3,500,000? Too bad. All you get is ducks. Lots and lots of ducks.
“Value is clearly in the land.”
From the listing description: Value is clearly in the land. … House has good bones- could be a fantastic remodel. So, wait, which is it?…
“A Refuge of Nature Untamed”
“Live in a refuge of nature untamed” Um… the “untamed nature” is kind of the main reason I have no interest in living in south…
Merry Christmas Goose
Merry Christmas! Have a pair of Christmas Geese! And… Um… a Christmas Heron? How about a Christmas boat?
Draw… Something
Listing says “Architectural Plans and Valid Permit avail. for the new purchaser,” but um… I think the seller and I may have different definitions of…
Party Horse House
Gotta love listings that prominently feature photos of the random statuary. Horses and topless girls go together like peanut butter and jelly, apparently. Look in…
Ocean Ghosts Free With Purchase
No idea what’s going on down on the water beneath this home. Some kind of photoshop-artifact ghost apparently haunts these parts. Okay, whatever… How’s the…
Your Driveway as an Extreme Outdoor Challenge Course
Getting to this home might be a bit of a challenge… But at least it will be fun! Wait what are they selling here? A…
Something’s Been Bugging Me…
Seeing a spider the size of a doberman dangling from the living room might not be too odd… If the home hadn’t been sitting on…
MS Paint Your Dreams
Apparently Luxor Designs spent so much money on the… um… “design” of this home that they could only afford MS Paint to draw the rendering….
Odd Obelisk Offering
Wow that is the least-inviting condo building I’ve ever seen. Oh wait, this photo isn’t actually the “sun-filled,” “well appointed” home being offered for sale?…
Forgot the Key
This condo’s photo set starts off well enough with an artsy shot of the building’s exterior. But a few photos in you realize… you’re only…
Fill In The (Many) Blanks
You’re going to have to use your imagination on this one, since this is the only photo that the listing agent felt like including. The…