Lovely Listing Ladies
This listing has over 70 photos. Apparently the Phoenix-area MLS doesn’t limit how many photos an agent can upload, so some listing agents just upload…
Odd Choice
Suddenly: Surprise Swordfish!
You know how sometimes, you’re flipping through the photos of a listing, checking out the living room, kitchen, and bedrooms… Everything is normal enough, but…
Knocked Up
All of the rest of the photos on this listing are perfectly normal, but for some reason they chose this odd closeup of the door…
May Have a Barking Problem
Keep your windows closed at night unless you want to be kept up by the barking. Not from the neighbor’s dog. From the neighbors. In…
What the HDR: The Sequel
Apparently it’s “Out of Place HDR” week here on Looney Listing! Nothing like a splash of TOTALLY REALISTIC color to sell your triple-wide in Middle…
“This one is a winner”
From the listing description: World Champion Giants home right down the street! This one is a winner Winning!
“The Persimmon has it all.”
I’m a little unclear about what exactly is being offered for sale here. Is it a giant concrete gazebo? Or perhaps an outdoor volleyball court…
My Warehouse Stairs. Look at Them.
Okay. So I guess they’re really proud of their plant? And the underside of their stairs? Actually it’s probably the stairs, which appear in six…
DANGER: CLIFF AREA
Who knew John Ratzenberger was so dangerous? *rimshot*
Bathroom Closeup
Judging by the first three photos on this listing, I can only assume that the bathroom is the high point of this house. Check out…
Storage Wars… AT SEA!
Based on the primary listing photo shown above for this listing, I assume they must be selling… um… a floating storage facility? For nearly half…
Hello. I am an elk.
Buy this home and apparently you can get really up close and personal with the local wildlife. New reality TV coming to TLC this fall:…
2012 Has Been a Good Year
You’re looking at the primary photo for this Phoenix townhome. Yes, the fact that the Goodyear Blimp happened to be a few thousand feet overhead…
Nice Catch
Dude, nice catch.
Staring Contest
So… is the judgmental old man included in the $585,000 listing price? Because I’m gonna need somebody to make sure all the kids keep off…
Convenient to Automobile Repairing!
Nothing like being across the street from the former site of a mechanic to really sell a home to today’s discriminating buyer. I also really…