THIS IS NOT A HOUSE
From the virtual tour: THIS IS NOT A HOUSE… It is an Experience. It is a Chipmunk. It is an Owl. It is a Hummingbird….
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“all your rela estate needs”
Hey look at that, it’s our first posting to feature an office space for lease. That’s still a listing, so it totally counts. I especially…
Pristine Party House
By my count, there is seating for nearly fifty people in this main dining / living room. But the bar seats only three, apparently. I…
Merry Christmas Goose
Merry Christmas! Have a pair of Christmas Geese! And… Um… a Christmas Heron? How about a Christmas boat?
Outdoor Work Out
I think this is the first time I’ve seen a workout room that’s basically outdoors. I guess when you live on 4 acres along a…
“Try to Find a Lost Gold Treasure”
From the listing description: Original owner believed there was a buried Spanish gold treasure in the large rock next to the house and spent many…
Get Down With Your Luxurious Self
[Listing and narrative submitted by Looney Listing regular Emerald63. Thanks!] After a hard day as corporate CEO, come home to your own private Versailles, complete…
Green and White and More Green
The first photo for this listing sets expectations well. Get ready to see a lot of white and green. Nice sea urchin light. Hmm I…
Party Horse House
Gotta love listings that prominently feature photos of the random statuary. Horses and topless girls go together like peanut butter and jelly, apparently. Look in…
Don’t Do Drugs
In case you weren’t clear what inspired the… eclectic decor in this house, just refer to the handy neon sign on the right side of…
Ocean Ghosts Free With Purchase
No idea what’s going on down on the water beneath this home. Some kind of photoshop-artifact ghost apparently haunts these parts. Okay, whatever… How’s the…
Suggestive Seating
Classy. Okay this room is pretty cool. Not sure about the wild assortment of upholstery patterns, but I dig the circular sofas and table. Would…
Buy Your Own Happily Ever After
Whoa. This place is seriously incredible. How is that roof even possible? SOLD. Or, it would be anyway, if I had 1.8 million dollars.
Enter… If Ye DARE!
Welcome to my home! Now prepare to be boarded! Note that these are two different cannons (the light above is different). Nothing says “this home…
Wine Butler Does Not Convey
I’m not sure which thought is more creepy, that they would photograph the wine cellar with a butler posing at-the-ready, or that it might actually…
You Can Do It, We Can Help
That’s a lot of orange Home Depot buckets. Unfortunately, it looks like they couldn’t do it, even with Home Depot’s help. Seriously… Yikes. Are those…