Have a Drink With the Cap’n
Personally, I probably would have gone all-in and just led off the entire photo set with the Cap’n, but instead, the listing agent decided to…
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Living Room, Mannequin Storage… Same Thing
Seems like a pretty normal house… until you hit photo #13 (above). From the listing description: Your friends will say, WHOA!, you hit the lottery…
Full Spectrum Retina-Burning Decor
List price: just above a million bucks. If the buyer isn’t blind though, they’re probably going to have to budget a bit extra to tone…
At Home With My Horse Shrine
What is it about horses that seems to inspire these horse shrines? This is not the first horse shrine we’ve seen on Looney Listing. The…
Imagine Half Of A Baby Elephant…
Well, no need to imagine anymore, I guess! I’ve definitely never seen a table quite like that. There’s probably a reason for that. O-kay. Wow,…
Super Modern in Scottsdale
From the listing agent’s description: Seldom will you find such distinctive, contemporary flair. Slot machine in the dining room? That’s definitely distinctive. Where do you…
Creepy Babyface Sells You a Home
If you flip through the photos for this listing too fast, you would probably miss it. I know I did, until I read the text…
A House Under There Somewhere
Whoa. Sensory overload. I… um… what. I think that’s the kitchen? Not really sure how you prepare food when nearly every surface is covered with…
No Pattern to the Patterns
From submitter Emerald63: Can’t get enough loudly patterned floors, walls, and even ceilings, not to mention built-ins? Well come on in! I like how every…
Gotta Spend Your Money Somehow
Asking price: $14.5 million. Looks like they raided the dumpster behind a modern art studio and just glued everything they found to the stairs. Okay…
Think Pink, Dream Pink, BE PINK
pink cabinets: check pink rug: check pink pillows: check pink microwave: check pink teapot: check pink toaster: check pink ladle: check pink sink: check pink…
My Condo Has a Screensaver
This home is not for the easily distracted. So many crazy lighting effects! Definitely not for the easily disoriented, either. LED walls. Because we can….
Excess is Spelled F-L-O-R-I-D-A
I imagine that there might exist a more extravagant home game room than this, but I’ve certainly never seen anything else that comes close. This…
Leopard Bedroom is Leopard
Wow. I guess somebody really likes leopards. This one kind of looks like it might just be from a personal photo shoot of one of…
Naughty Mickey Mouse
Um. I don’t think that’s an authorized usage of Disney intellectual property. I kinda suspect that isn’t, either, but at least Bert doesn’t seem to…
White on White
This place gives that all-white San Francisco crib we wrote about back in December a run for its money. What do you do for fun…