Around the Corner
Seems like it would be a little difficult to relax in the living room when you’ve got a featureless figure lurking just around the corner….
decor
His and Hers…
That’s… um… an… interesting choice of um… art, I guess, to hang directly over your master bed. Not sure exactly what kind of message they’re…
Style Schizophrenia
I promise you these are all the same house. I guess 1993 was a good year? Ugh, Mercator projection. Totally ruins it. I’d complain about…
Subtle.
I’m sure that bar doesn’t make female visitors feel at all uncomfortable. Oh wait, silly me. That assumes that the current owner of this home…
LUBRICATION
Um, yeah. So, there’s that. I guess it’s important not to forget. Aside from the… interesting choice of bathroom decor, it’s a little hard to…
The REALLY Green Room
I guess there’s something to be said for choosing a theme and… um… going all out with it? I mean really, really going all out….
PARKING Desk
Park your butt and get some work done. I have to say, I don’t really understand the point of photos like these that almost exclusively…
The Gaze
Stared down by a dead moose in the primary photo. I guess that’s one way to sell a home. Gotta love that giant head over…
Suddenly: Surprise Swordfish!
You know how sometimes, you’re flipping through the photos of a listing, checking out the living room, kitchen, and bedrooms… Everything is normal enough, but…
The Brown Beneath Her Feet
You like brown, right? Right?!? No? How about yellow flowers? Sheesh, you are impossible to please.
Pink Room is Pink
This reader-submitted home has some… interesting decor choices, but the upstairs bedroom shown above is definitely my favorite. This bathroom is pretty great too though:…
Sleep Inside a Painting
Wow. That is quite the bedroom. Painted walls and painted ceiling. I’m not sure what I’m looking at in the center of the picture, though….
A Minor Pest Problem
Um… Don’t look now, but… um… you seem to have a giant spider on your front lawn.
“Designed for a Wide Glider”
From the listing… SUPER-SIZED AIRPLANE HANGER PERFECT FOR CAR COLLECTIONS! It’s climate-controlled, 60 ft. deep, epoxy floor, ready for your autos and special use. This…
Marilyn Monroe Multiplicity
I didn’t even know this was a contest, but apparently we already have a winner: most appearances of Marilyn Monroe in a single listing. And…
Behold My Horse Room
“…and this [motions with hand] is our horse room.”