Mustachioed Plumber Not Included
For the fanatical fungus-lovers out there. No word on if the home has a history of princess kidnapping. I’d probably put up a turtle fence…
exterior
Presidential Zombie Farm
Who hasn’t wanted to buy a home with a bunch of President Lincoln’s ancestor’s buried in the back yard? Wait, probably everyone. Everyone has not…
MS Paint Your Dreams
Apparently Luxor Designs spent so much money on the… um… “design” of this home that they could only afford MS Paint to draw the rendering….
Enter… If Ye DARE!
Welcome to my home! Now prepare to be boarded! Note that these are two different cannons (the light above is different). Nothing says “this home…
Game On! And On, And On, And On…
I’m fairly certain that this is the first home I’ve seen for sale with its own mini-golf course. Not sure that the placement of the…
Odd Obelisk Offering
Wow that is the least-inviting condo building I’ve ever seen. Oh wait, this photo isn’t actually the “sun-filled,” “well appointed” home being offered for sale?…
Far-Out House
Groovy toilet, man. Groovy.
LSD: Listing Saturation Distortion
This home’s previous primary listing photo was apparently attempting to convey what the home would look like to a prospective buyer who was totally tripping…
Forgot the Key
This condo’s photo set starts off well enough with an artsy shot of the building’s exterior. But a few photos in you realize… you’re only…
“Egrets Seek the Sky, Involuntary Sigh”
Other than the very creative photo featured above, most of the pictures on this listing are your typical multi-million-dollar beachfront fare. What really makes this…
[REDACTED]
This is the real estate agent’s version of “fix it in post.”
Look Up, Look Down, Look All Around…
At first I thought the building was called “ACES.” I think that would have been a better name. Anyway, what’s with the dizzying shot looking…
PoolDog Not Included
PRICED BELOW CERTIFIED APPRAISAL of $3.5 million. Well okay, maybe if you offered them the CERTIFIED APPRAISAL amount, they would throw in PoolDog. Gotta love…
Might Need a Bigger Fence
Odd choice… Normally listing agents don’t highlight the shortcomings of a property in the listing photos, but they are clearly showing us here that the…
Don’t TP the Teepee
List price: 7.2 million dollars. It’s bigger on the inside than it appears to be from the outside, though: Heh.
Camouflage Porch
Usually I try to mix things up geographically, but even though this home is just a few blocks away from the home we featured on…