Gothic Command Center
On the surface, this appears to be your typical £3,250,000 11-bedroom Gothic manse. Inside, the historic theme is well-respected. Everything seems completely normal. Then you…
interior
Behold the “Streamlined Bathroom”
“Streamlined bathroom with an integrated internal laundry” Um… Yeah. That’s a bit too “streamlined” for my tastes.
Pulp Elephant
I guess these sellers really enjoyed Pulp Fiction? ..or they just like painting things all over their walls, apparently. Guns! More guns! Okay skateboarding SpongeBob…
Mod Pod
Modern living: pods inside your house! This home has it all… Kitchen pod. Closet pod. Bedroom pod. Laundry room pod. Pod it up.
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Who’s “up” for some ping pong? No? Not to worry, you can get serious work done in this home, too. As long as you can…
“Professional” Office
From the listing description: Legal 2 Family Can Also Be Used As Owner Occupied Professional Office With Owner Occupied Apartment On Top. Or Legal Two…
Office-Living-Workout Room
Nine of the eleven photos of this home are of the exterior or the view. Which sort of makes sense, given that the home sits…
Watch Me Wash
What? She’s just wants to make sure potential buyers know that the kitchen is functional. And, um… the bed, I guess.
Smokin’ Deal
Nothing says “we totally took great care of this house” like ashtrays and cigarettes scattered throughout the place. The listing for this home included a…
“all your rela estate needs”
Hey look at that, it’s our first posting to feature an office space for lease. That’s still a listing, so it totally counts. I especially…
Saddle Up for Some Orange Chess
Can’t say that I’ve ever gotten off a horse and thought “that was so comfortable, I wish I could sit on a saddle all day,…
Rear View Render
This condo has a price tag of $5,583,900 and a rather… interesting marketing strategy. I’m sensing a theme here… Okay so maybe you’re not a…
Pristine Party House
By my count, there is seating for nearly fifty people in this main dining / living room. But the bar seats only three, apparently. I…
Everything In Its Place
Realtor: “Okay, if we’re going to sell this house, I’m going to need you to clean it up.” Seller: “Umm…” Realtor: “Well how about this….
A Tale of Two Bedrooms
This is the bedroom we gave to the daughter we’re proud of. And this is the bedroom we gave to the daughter we’re ashamed of….
Why Rent? Bring Offer!
From the listing description: Why rent? Own and move right in to this East Side corner unit with view of trees on the balcony. Walk…