A Little This, A Little That
Submission and commentary by Emerald63. Thanks! There’s lots to like here… Lots of brick… Lots of wood… Lots of dark areas… and lots of nature….
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For The Car-Lover With $6M to Spend
I have to say, a living room and a car showroom are not two rooms that I’ve ever thought to myself: “It would really be…
Half a House, Full Price
Submission & commentary by Emerald63. Thanks! What’s that old saying? Half a house is better than none? This place sure does look like it’s the…
Have a Drink With the Cap’n
Personally, I probably would have gone all-in and just led off the entire photo set with the Cap’n, but instead, the listing agent decided to…
A Nice Relaxing Soak In Th—HOLY CRAP WHAT IS THAT
Um. Okay. So, it appears to be a bloodied, possibly severed head lying on a beach. Not exactly the “art” piece I would have chosen…
Home Sweet Tavern
Um… Listed on the MLS as a 0-bed, 1-bath single-family home. From the listing description: Historic Evelyn’s Tavern is zoned rural village commercial, allowing residential…
Replete with Rectangles
I hope you like rectangles. Because this Boston-area mid-century modern is basically 100% rectangles. Even most of the furniture is rectangular. Much nicer photos than…
Complete Your Dracula Collection With This $4M Flip
Itching to grab a complete Dracula collection? This swanky LA pad was once owned by Count Dracula himself. Of course I’m referring to Bela Lugosi,…
Living Room, Mannequin Storage… Same Thing
Seems like a pretty normal house… until you hit photo #13 (above). From the listing description: Your friends will say, WHOA!, you hit the lottery…
At Home With My Horse Shrine
What is it about horses that seems to inspire these horse shrines? This is not the first horse shrine we’ve seen on Looney Listing. The…
Imagine Half Of A Baby Elephant…
Well, no need to imagine anymore, I guess! I’ve definitely never seen a table quite like that. There’s probably a reason for that. O-kay. Wow,…
This Boston Condo Got Religion
From the listing description: Mount Auburn Village is a friendly little community of just 14 custom condos, created within & beside historic 1899 stone church….
Lose Weight For This Skinny Kitchen
This home sports what is easily the skinniest kitchen I have ever laid eyes on. If you’re overweight, you’d need to go on a diet…
Lair of the Evil Genius
Submission, photo selection, and commentary by submitter Emerald63. Thanks! It looks like such a nice, unassuming little house… But then… you walk inside… and you…
Sticker-Faced Yoga Zombies
From submitter Spencer P.: Circle the wagons! The sticker-faced yoga zombies are back! The listing description claims there are “32-acres of picturesque pastures, woods and…
Super Modern in Scottsdale
From the listing agent’s description: Seldom will you find such distinctive, contemporary flair. Slot machine in the dining room? That’s definitely distinctive. Where do you…