White on White
This place gives that all-white San Francisco crib we wrote about back in December a run for its money. What do you do for fun…
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Cadillac Crib
I hope you like Cadillacs. I mean really like them. Because it might cost a bit to take down that giant glowing “Cadillac” sign in…
Forever Waiting Just Inside
The seller of this home is either a big fan of Duane Hanson Sculpture or perhaps his grandma just wouldn’t get out of the shot….
Off-Grid Giraffe
Why didn’t I get to have a ceiling-height stuffed giraffe when I was growing up? Or a solar panel? From the listing description: Unique concrete…
Happy 40th
Surprise! for your 40th birthday, we decided to sell your house! Also: We got you this pink car!
Behold the Beautiful Beige
Commentary by submitter Emerald63. Thanks! If you like beige, do we have the house for you! There are even two – count them two –…
Behold My Golf… Brushes?
This home is a golf course condo, so of course they needed to feature a photograph of the owner’s… brushes and hat? …and some poorly-lit…
Tilted Dreams
Looks like whoever took this photo was on their way to dreamland as they hit the shutter. Apparently the bathroom is sleep-inducing, too. I love…
Pretty in Pink
Most of this house is perfectly ordinary, but wow, that bedroom. It’s like a bubble gum factory exploded.
Reluctant Resident
Comment from the reader who submitted this one: I think this may be the house from Goldilocks and the three bears because she was still…
Microhousing
The property would make an ideal investment purchase and may suit a first time buyer. Viewings are recommended. Size: 79.87 square feet. This is an…
A Monument to Pop Culture
This home’s current owner is “Hip-hop star Pharrell Williams.” Not sure if the point here is really to sell the home, or just to show…
All Swans, All the Time
Apparently “Penthouse living at its finest” means being surrounded by swans. Swans in the hallway, swans in the bathroom, swans in the bedroom… It’s all…
Don’t Forget Staging
“This massive wall of empty shelves looks too lonely. Better do some staging…” “Ahh, there. Much better.” The weird thing about this listing is that…
Totally Tasteful Decor
Okay so this place was on Curbed a couple months ago, but it’s just way too over-the-top not to post here. I think this is…
Because Sometimes You Just Want to Sit Down, Relax, and Watch Someone Else Take a Bath
What more is there to say about a combination sitting room / bathroom. Whoever owns this place certainly has… interesting tastes. It looks like a…