When you’re just REALLY proud of your staging
This is a lovely mid-century modern home that looks to have been expertly updated, but some of what the listing agent chose to feature in…
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Fire-Breathing Listing
Rawr. It’s all in the details. Behold! This home has a ceiling! I have to know though: Do all the rad portrait paintings and the…
Why have just one when you can have multiples?
Whether it’s photos of the same thing or actual physical attributes, this listing has more than one of just about everything. Here’s one of 7…
Dive Into This Glass and Steel Denver Mansion
That’s certainly an interesting piece of sculpture, and it appears a lot in this photo set. It seems odd that the listing photos would focus…
Something Something Politics
Seems like with all the negative press around the “rebel flag” these days, you might not want to feature it prominently in the listing photos…
Keepin’ it Classy in Miami
I guess when you can afford a $16.5 million condo, you don’t have to care what anyone thinks of you or your taste in “art.”…
Something For Everyone
NOTE: The images in this post have been removed due to a DMCA takedown notice from Dina Landi. Looney Listing disputes that its use of…
Well we’re movin’ on up… To the East Side…
…to a deluxe apartment in the sky-y-y… The Upper East Side of NYC is a rarefied atmosphere, the proverbial lap of luxury. With the Guggenheim…
Fan Girls Unite! Your Personal Heaven is Now for Sale!
The actual home of the actual Johnny Depp ~Scream!~ is up for sale. But wait… there’s more! According to Sotheby’s International Realty, the approximately 37…
“Two very different artists live in this house.”
You’re looking at the interior of a 117-year-old, six thousand square foot home in Bronxville, New York listed at four million dollars. Note: If this…
When your privacy is a diamond in the rough…
Lots of folks like their privacy, especially the rich ones in Vegas. But when the listing gives the zip code, says you have 5 acres,…
Overly Dramatic House Is Overly Dramatic
Perhaps it’s because Hollywood is a mere 15 miles away, but this house has pretensions to being one of the great sound stages of film…
“Blackberry Castle exceeds all expectations”
Just 22 minutes from downtown Portland, this $7.2 million manse has pretty much everything… Outside, it’s all castle. Inside… …it’s also castle. Except when it’s…
Welcome to “Finely Crafted Central”
Everything here seems to be the work of master craftsmen, with contributions by woodworkers and stone masons… blacksmiths, including one of a kind leaded windows…
Well, there’s something you don’t see every day
The rich have all the fun. I mean, look at the range of diversity you can manage when everything’s affordable… A grand formal entry. A…
Live Like Caesar… In Caesar’s Old Neighborhood
Behold, the heart of Rome! See both the ancient Senate House and the 19th century Unification Memorial from your very own premiere penthouse! Walk the…