Under Construction. No, Really.
Hmm this photograph does not quite match the listing description: The front porch has a large stone arch giving the house a warm, inviting feel…
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You Can’t See Me!
Hi there stranger! Come buy my house! Okay, let’s go inside now! I’m just going to steal this guitar… Okay bye! You can’t see me!
Don’t Mind Me, I’m Just Trying To Sell Your House
What’s that? Oh, no, don’t bother getting up. I’m sure your work is very important. No, it’s no big deal. I’m just taking pictures of…
Home Sweet Tavern
Um… Listed on the MLS as a 0-bed, 1-bath single-family home. From the listing description: Historic Evelyn’s Tavern is zoned rural village commercial, allowing residential…
Sticker-Faced Yoga Zombies
From submitter Spencer P.: Circle the wagons! The sticker-faced yoga zombies are back! The listing description claims there are “32-acres of picturesque pastures, woods and…
These Kids Like… Giant Mushroom?
Wow. Interesting choice. I guess when the actual home is currently just dirt, you get creative.
Old Boys’ Clubhouse
So… am I buying a home here, or a grainy photo of some old dudes? Oh look, somebody signed a thing! Totally important to the…
Horse Lovers ONLY
Do you like to engage in staring contests with horses? Or ride your tractor around in circles in the dirt? Does this photo have some…
Reluctant Resident
Comment from the reader who submitted this one: I think this may be the house from Goldilocks and the three bears because she was still…
…and this is my kayaking room.
Well okay then. I guess everybody needs a hobby, so why not pretending to kayak in one’s house? Also I guess another hobby they have…
Captions, Captions, Captions, Stilts
I’m glad they put a caption on there, otherwise I might have thought that the guy on stilts was included with the home. Actually wait…
Kids and Dogs Not Included
Okay, it’s adorable when your kids want to play dress-up, but is that really something that you should be including in the marketing photos when…
Watch Me Wash
What? She’s just wants to make sure potential buyers know that the kitchen is functional. And, um… the bed, I guess.
Rear View Render
This condo has a price tag of $5,583,900 and a rather… interesting marketing strategy. I’m sensing a theme here… Okay so maybe you’re not a…
Your Driveway as an Extreme Outdoor Challenge Course
Getting to this home might be a bit of a challenge… But at least it will be fun! Wait what are they selling here? A…
Camouflage Porch
Usually I try to mix things up geographically, but even though this home is just a few blocks away from the home we featured on…