Pretty in Pink
Most of this house is perfectly ordinary, but wow, that bedroom. It’s like a bubble gum factory exploded.
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Horse Lovers ONLY
Do you like to engage in staring contests with horses? Or ride your tractor around in circles in the dirt? Does this photo have some…
Mega Family Room
Typically when you’re trying to sell your home, it’s a good idea to take down your family photos. I guess when your family photo is…
$3.68 Million Graffiti
$3.68 million. That’s one valuable graffiti seahorse. Okay so it’s an entire 5-story building in downtown Seattle. Still, what’s with these photos? Okay that art…
Cliffhanger
This is another one of those listings that really more amazing than “looney.” I mean, they did overdo it on the HDR on a few…
Who Torso’d My Bathroom?
Um… is that a mold of a pregnant lady’s torso on the bathroom counter? And why are there sheep standing on empty cable spools in…
A Glowing “Statement of Authority”
This is what I imagine a $3.3 million home would look like if a nuclear weapon had just been detonated ten or twenty miles behind…
“Must access thru hole in bsmt wall”
Straight from the listing agent’s description: Must access thru adjacent unit 712, then thru hole in bsmt wall. Um. What. There is a front door……
More Mad Rendering Skillz
Words fail me. Nope, does’t look any better when you take a few steps back. Also you just drowned in the lake. Game over.
“Value is clearly in the land.”
From the listing description: Value is clearly in the land. … House has good bones- could be a fantastic remodel. So, wait, which is it?…
Now I’m Coming to Gobble You Up!
The troll’s bridge was foreclosed, and now he lives under the porch, apparently. Mixed messages. Dragons = GO AWAY. “For Rent” = Come live here!…
Draw… Something
Listing says “Architectural Plans and Valid Permit avail. for the new purchaser,” but um… I think the seller and I may have different definitions of…
Game On! And On, And On, And On…
I’m fairly certain that this is the first home I’ve seen for sale with its own mini-golf course. Not sure that the placement of the…
Lonely Chair Enjoys the View
The above photo is the only one in this listing’s set of eight pictures that shows any part of the actual house. The rest of…
LSD: Listing Saturation Distortion
This home’s previous primary listing photo was apparently attempting to convey what the home would look like to a prospective buyer who was totally tripping…
Half-Assed Half-Mill
You would be forgiven for wondering why a dated, dingy, run-down, nondescript home in Aberdeen, WA… …with a totally half-assed set of photos (I mean…