Stamp Collector’s Dream
This $3.5 million listing has four photos. The first two are duplicates. Is that a dog… drinking from a pool? I love how the watermark…
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Hope Springs Eternal
Submission, title, and commentary by Emerald63. Thanks! As in, hope you have a whopping $25M if you like this… house. Or has the Mother Ship…
“The horse is loyal”
This one’s not currently listed for sale, but it was when Spencer submitted it last month. With a for-sale-by-owner list price of $75 million. I…
The Velvet Sofa is Just the Beginning
Is that a velvet sofa? Of course it is. This is Vegas, after all. Wow, that bathroom. And what’s with the patch of blue/grey tiles…
Live Inside a Flower
These sellers really like floral print wallpaper. But they won’t be confined. They’ve got variety! Check it out, this room even has two different floral…
Beach Ball Pillows FTW
Wow. Where do you even find furniture like that? The beach ball pillows and almost-matching curtains just really complete the vibe, too. Apparently it’s some…
Totally Normal Texas Living
Nope. Nothing creepy about this room at all. Totally normal. Also normal: Medieval-style banquet hall dining room seating for 20. …and a costume room. Sure,…
An Unusual Lineup
Other than this somewhat excessive fountain, this listing is a relatively normal $4.5 million Washington DC home.
Detroit’s Second-Most Expensive Listing
At $1.2 million dollars, this home appears to be the only other listing in Detroit currently asking over a million dollars. In the real estate…
Detroit’s Most Expensive Listing
Yup, that’s the primary photo for this “Completely restored Victorian Mansion in prime Mid-Town” Detroit, listed at $2.5 million. The really odd thing is that…
Bring The Zoo To You
Not the craziest taxidermy room we’ve seen, but it’s definitely up there near the top. The great part about this one is how that room…
Boom. Headshot.
Is it supposed to look like the blue man is being shot? Because that is what it looks like to me. Other than the interesting…
Microbutler
Honey, I shrunk the listings butler! Wow, these are some pretty bad photos. What kind of agent lists a $2.2 million house with photos this…
Chapel of the Drowning Horses
Nothing like a simulated pair of drowning horses to get you in the worshipful mood. There’s a lot more than the chapel to this property……
“The Gayest House in Seattle”
This is described by the local “alternative” rag The Stranger as “the Gayest House in Seattle.” The shots of the flamingos on the TVs inside…
Nope. Noooooope.
Ho-ho, no way am I going in there. Oh. We went in there. This place just keeps getting more and more nope. How does this…