Hidden Dishware
Bet you can’t find the dishware. You like patterned walls and floors, right? This one reminds me of the giant cow ottoman featured on these…
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Camouflage Porch
Usually I try to mix things up geographically, but even though this home is just a few blocks away from the home we featured on…
Desk Job Rage Quit
Given the listing price of just $24,000, I assume that this home is in a rather frightening neighborhood. [Update: Confirmed. Murder risk 3x the national…
“…and this is the dog shrine closet.”
Why would brand new construction have a dog shrine closet? The rest of the house looks normal enough, so what the heck is going on…
Start Strong, Finish Strong
Asking price: Five million dollars. Total number of photos: 61—most of which are at least halfway decent. And yet, the listing agent chose to lead…
Where the Sidewalk Ends
Once in a while you come across a home listing photo that’s almost… artistic. Then you look at the rest of the pictures in the…
Who Needs Furniture (Or Walls)?
Who needs furniture when you’ve got a good book and light to read by? I’d say that this place is bigger than it looks, but……
Yo Ho, Yo Ho…
There’s definitely something to be said for choosing a theme and going all out on it. Something to be said… What was it… Ooh, a…
Homebuying on Horseback
Hrm. Not sure what this is supposed to convey about the home for sale. But okay. Hey, maybe real horses aren’t your thing? How about…
NO DOGS ALLOWED (Zebras Only!)
These dogs wish they could get in, but unless they can find themselves some zebra disguises, they’re apparently going to be out of luck. The…
Blinded by the Light
I assume there’s a house in this photo, but all I can really see is the unnaturally glowing sky. Bonus: we even get the same…
Maybe you need glasses.
The reader who spotted this listing summarized the photos well: Very blurry with a side of extra glare. Rather than telling me anything about the…
Giving Whoopi the Finger
Sometimes it seems like the listing agent just isn’t really trying to sell the home. And sometimes it seems like they’re actively trying not to…
ShowerDog Not Included
From the listing description: This stunning property provides 4487 square feet of living space with 5 generous bedrooms and 4 luxurious bathes. Only one of…
Important Information
Because just putting the address into the “address” field in the MLS isn’t good enough. Need photographic evidence that this really truly is the home’s…
The Dark Side
Apparently whoever took the photographs of this home was unfamiliar with the concept of flash photography. It’s understandable, the only been around for 114 years….