My Warehouse Stairs. Look at Them.
Okay. So I guess they’re really proud of their plant? And the underside of their stairs? Actually it’s probably the stairs, which appear in six…
Articles by Marty E.
Rotating is Hard
How does this even happen? You really have to try to screw the photos up this bad. I also quite enjoyed the original list price:…
Get a Leg Up on the Neighbors
Those are definitely some… um… unique bar stools, that’s for sure. The ottoman in what appears to be one of this home’s six living rooms…
Fire Sale
Flipping through the photos on this listing might give you the impression that you’ll be buying a spacious, if somewhat tacky (check out all the…
DANGER: CLIFF AREA
Who knew John Ratzenberger was so dangerous? *rimshot*
Close Encounters of the Absurd Kind
I can’t really tell what’s being offered for sale here… a house or an alien spacecraft making a midnight landing.
Bathroom Closeup
Judging by the first three photos on this listing, I can only assume that the bathroom is the high point of this house. Check out…
Marilyn Monroe Multiplicity
I didn’t even know this was a contest, but apparently we already have a winner: most appearances of Marilyn Monroe in a single listing. And…
Storage Wars… AT SEA!
Based on the primary listing photo shown above for this listing, I assume they must be selling… um… a floating storage facility? For nearly half…
Behold My Horse Room
“…and this [motions with hand] is our horse room.”
Timid Table
Once in a while you’re browsing the listing photos of what is otherwise a perfectly normal 4.3 million dollar condo (with $4,312 a month HOA…
Hello. I am an elk.
Buy this home and apparently you can get really up close and personal with the local wildlife. New reality TV coming to TLC this fall:…
Packing in the Pachyderms
Whoa. Wait. What? This home comes with its own herd of elephants? Tell me more. Okay, so despite the above action shot being the primary…
Listing Agent, Meet Spell Check
Nothing says “I deserve to earn a 3% commission of $50,000” like misspelling the word “responsibility” on the primary listing photo. I’m digging the double…
Enter… IF YOU DARE
Nothing like a pair of golden lions guarding the front door to say: “Welcome, visitors! Here’s hoping you don’t meet a gruesome fate inside these…
Moroccan to the Max
Whoa. There’s definitely something to be said for picking a theme and going all the way with it. Whoever built this house was obviously very…