Appreciate the Amorous Art
The seller of this $1.8 million Vegas condo certainly likes “art.” And naked ladies. With or without heads, apparently. So, um… Yeah. So much “art”…
Dubious Decor
Someday I’ll Figure Out How To Desaturate Plants, And I Will Win
You like color? Look outside. Or stare at your plants. That’s it. Those are your only two choices here. Bedroom? Desaturated. Bathroom? Desaturated. Oh, one…
Let’s Play Find the Furniture!
Can you find the furniture? This elusive species has evolved to blend in with its habitat. Note how well each of the individual pieces disguises…
All Kinds of Incredible
This house is incredible. I’m just not sure that it’s all the good kind of incredible. Is that furniture in the home theatre… glowing? Classy!…
There was a sale on teal paint, okay?
Obviously the owners of this home really like teal. Well, whoever lives in this room does, anyway. The rest of the home is… interesting, if…
The Home That Pines For You
Okay I’m not gonna lie. The legs popping out of the post are weird and kinda creepy. But I’m not here to talk about creepy…
Behold the Bold Boat
Submission and commentary by Emerald63. Thanks! Get ready to catch your eyeballs as they pop out! Redrum! Don’t like red so much? Not to worry……
Gaze Upon the Glass and the Glow
So many odd design and decor choices in this home. From the all-glass entry… …to the unnaturally glowing exterior. Inside: more glowing. I’m not even…
I’m not as think as you drunk I am.
Sometimes you wonder if a listing agent was drunk when they uploaded the photos of the home they’re allegedly attempting to sell… And drunk when…
Beach Condo Decornucopia
Lots of odd decor and furnishing choices in this $5 million Santa Monica condo found by Emerald63. You’ve got the camouflage beds… Weird rocking chairs,…
The Listings Butler Returns Again
This guy pops up in the weirdest places. Speaking of weird places… Seems a bit odd to keep your kid’s / grandkid’s chair on top…
Half a House, Full Price
Submission & commentary by Emerald63. Thanks! What’s that old saying? Half a house is better than none? This place sure does look like it’s the…
A Nice Relaxing Soak In Th—HOLY CRAP WHAT IS THAT
Um. Okay. So, it appears to be a bloodied, possibly severed head lying on a beach. Not exactly the “art” piece I would have chosen…
Full Spectrum Retina-Burning Decor
List price: just above a million bucks. If the buyer isn’t blind though, they’re probably going to have to budget a bit extra to tone…
Super Modern in Scottsdale
From the listing agent’s description: Seldom will you find such distinctive, contemporary flair. Slot machine in the dining room? That’s definitely distinctive. Where do you…
Creepy Babyface Sells You a Home
If you flip through the photos for this listing too fast, you would probably miss it. I know I did, until I read the text…